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A woman...

A woman sits on her
man's glasses and breaks
them. At first, he is annoyed
but soon shrugs it off. 'To be
fair,' he says, 'it was my fault
for not taking them off.'
01:26 Mon 28th May 2012
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seekeerz
cupid !! really !! tut tut !! lol
02:04 Mon 28th May 2012
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seekeerz
ooops, now I've read it properly - at first i read it as sits on 'a' man's glasses !!
gosh my mind is a cesspit !!
02:06 Mon 28th May 2012
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tenrec
Another brilliant punch line!
08:47 Mon 28th May 2012
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maggiebee
Oooohhh matron!
11:22 Mon 28th May 2012
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shoota
I know her...........
11:25 Mon 28th May 2012
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missprim
Really shoota? I don't think I know you.
15:25 Mon 28th May 2012
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marval
HaHa
15:55 Mon 28th May 2012

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