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I am the greatest...

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A cow, an ant and an old fart are debating on who is the greatest of the three of them.

The cow said, "I give 20 quarts of milk every day and that's why I am the greatest!"
The ant said, "I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times my own weight and that's why I am the greatest!" >>>>>>



















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shooty
the ant wins : /
00:18 Fri 11th May 2012
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starone
I posted this one on 20th December, 2011. They come round too quickly sometimes.
00:19 Fri 11th May 2012
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Jemisa
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Oops! Sorry Starbi Don't want to tread on your toes...

jem
00:27 Fri 11th May 2012
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starone
Don't mind jem. I'm sure I post some of yours sometimes. It is very difficult to remember which is which. I have one now which I am sure I have read before but can't remember when or where, so I haven't posted it just in case.
00:30 Fri 11th May 2012

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