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excelsior-1 | 20:08 Sun 26th May 2013 | Jokes
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From the moment I saw you I wanted to be inside you. I love your smell, the way your tongue feels, the way you tighten and loosen moving as I move Mmmmmmmmmm...







I love my new shoes
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Reported - as the censors are on superheat tonight.
Walk on by
Oh dear, you walked into that one excel
excel must be laced tonight.......
he'll need to watch his step then..
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did you really report it?
ooooooh, I was just getting going there, and you went and spoilt it!
Jarod Kintz "'If sex were shoes, I'd wear you out."
No, he didn't Excel xx
cause I didn't......but the person with the red ink is a tad touchy - tony will verify that as he commented on the BA Captain's wife joke.
fill your boots!
He's just a hush puppy

DTCwordfan
cause I didn't......but the person with the red ink is a tad touchy - tony will verify that as he commented on the BA Captain's wife joke.


I didn't see any problem with it,DT.
ta tony.,......
Hey, you aren't twinned with iluvspikey, excel, this thing with shoes and heels......
No, he's just an old brogue.
A man walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes. "How
do they feel?" asks the sales clerk.

"Well they feel a bit tight," replies the man.

The assistant promptly bends down and has a look at the shoes and
at the man's feet. "Try pulling the tongue out," the clerk says.

"Well, theyth sthill feelth a bith tighth."

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