Not Having Much Luck..

[queenofmean]

...mum has asked me to write the Christmas Cards, I have got as far as opening the box and now just sitting staring at them....I don't know what one to give to whom, or what to write etc....HELP LOL

[ummmm]

Scatter them on the table, close your eyes, and pick one.

Write a list first!

[queenofmean]

I have the list lol but good idea ummmm

[rowanwitch]

Pictures of turkey for the vegetarians, religious ones for the atheists, the comic ones about incontinent reindeer for the religious relatives and great aunt ethel.... easy just go for maximum offence you won't be asked to do it again..

[queenofmean]

Hi Rowan, Nungate here. Trust me no matter who queenie insults with the cards, she will be asked to do them again! Arthritis in my hands makes it impossible for me to do them and her Dad's writing is worse than mine
Though your suggestion was excellent.....

[tonyav]

Maximum offence is always good, nungate lol.

[queenofmean]

not sure about Nungate tone, but I am not the offending type..but so far done 2 so its progress..in my defense had to put away the shopping lol

[tonyav]

Two in an hour and half, righto qom you should be done by Sunday !

[albaqwerty]

I do the nice pretty ones for friends and neighbours I like, the not so pretty ones for those who are high up on my list. Family get completely separate ones.

[queenofmean]

thanks for the vote of confidence Tony...there goes your Dance at the MOFC ball.

Thats what mum does Alba and what she is making me do...anyways see you all shortly

[albaqwerty]

Happy scribbling Queen xx
Obviously I meant those not high up etc etc.
Keyboard has a mind of it's own :-D

[tonyav]

DOH.

[bookbinder]

Here are a few suggestions as to what to write:
http://www.homemade-gifts-made-easy.com/christmas-card-messages.html
http://www.squidoo.com/christmas-card-greetings
http://www.bethanyroberts.com/Flower_Shop_Christmas_Card_Message_Ideas.htm

[excelsior-1]

good afternoon queen

i'm not fussy ... any card will do for me

[queenofmean]

Well thats them all done, just two Parcels to do now and then maybe Dinner and then crack on with the Avon :( no rest for the wicked it would seem.

Awww Excel, you shall get yours on Saturday :)

I was only kidding Tony, as long as you don't mind me splitting my time between you and Excel ;)

[tonyav]

No prob.

[dave50]

You should have informed everyone you are not sending Christmas cards out this and instead, giving some money to charity.

[queenofmean]

I've already done my cards, these were the family ones Dave, so that decision wouldn't be up to myself. But it is a good suggestion though.

[gness]

Dave50!!!! I thought you were cheering up!!!!! Cards AND money to charity is allowed. I love opening a Christmas card with a wee bit of news...not too much...just a note. Now have a drink and relax. Love Gx

Queen...just done mine...off to the post box. x

[owdhamer]

Stop messing about , and write the cards if I can you can,
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[Psybbo]

Gness, you've pinched my keyboard again!