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Patsy33 | 20:02 Thu 01st Dec 2016 | Jokes
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My wife has left me because I am a compulsive gambler. I’d do anything to win her back.
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bet you're sorry roulette her go
20:04 Thu 01st Dec 2016
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Even I know the odds are against me....
20:06 Thu 01st Dec 2016
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there's still a chance if you play your cards right
20:08 Thu 01st Dec 2016
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Snap! I was thinking that....
20:10 Thu 01st Dec 2016
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That may be so but I still wouldn't roulette out!
20:13 Thu 01st Dec 2016
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Sounds like you've had cr@ps.
20:34 Thu 01st Dec 2016
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I'm betting it's called off....
21:11 Thu 01st Dec 2016
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I bet she comes back...
21:13 Thu 01st Dec 2016
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She'll always be the favourite one...
21:30 Thu 01st Dec 2016
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I think you've had your chips
21:32 Thu 01st Dec 2016
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That's a big hurdle you'll have to get over!
21:56 Thu 01st Dec 2016
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There's an outside chance she'll come trotting back
22:20 Thu 01st Dec 2016
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She's given you the slip
23:18 Thu 01st Dec 2016

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