Close Shave

[TOWIE]

Mr. T and Me got ourselves locked in the Cemetery this afternoon- had been tending family graves, drove to main gates and there to greet us was a dirty big padlock on the double gates. We didn't spot the very small notice that said 'Gates Closed at 3.30 today'......both eyeing each other up deciding who would give who a bunk up to get over he railings to summon help.....but my fingers were hovering over the 999 button on my phone.

Drove around the cemetery to look for any other wallys who hadn't seen the notice.....then in the distance we spotted the Council Van driving around looking for other idiots like us............

Red faced we were let out of the gates....

[Ann]

LOL - good job you didn't have to kip down for the night ...........

[Graham-W]

I recon you were dead............lucky.

[excelsior-1]

hmm.

could have developed into a very grave situation.

[Graham-W]

You could have been in a right hole.

[JonnyBoy12]

Why are cemeteries such popular places?

Because people are dying to get in!


Sorry to make light of your grave mistake.

[TOWIE]

hahaha - good witty comments...{:o))

[guilliebrougues]

Thought you might have been auditioning for One Foot In the Grave!

[Wharton]

If the van hadn't appeared, who was getting the 'bunk up', and why?

[guilliebrougues]

Did not know the cemetary was doing bed and breakfast and bunk beds

[Dee Sa]

poor you Towie, which cemo ? 3.30pm seems very early to close its not as though its dark then and obviously they must have had this happen before if they were out "wally watching".

[guilliebrougues]

On a serious note, I am pleased that you were able to get out. I hate to think what would have happened if the council van had not rescued you both. If you had had to climb out someone could have got hurt. I think it should be mentioned to the council that the notice is far too small. and a notice to the effect that if one is locked in an emergency telephone number become available.

[gness]

Something I have never done TOWIE.....amazingly! But just imagine the scare you'd have given passers by............someone climbing out of a cemetery at dusk!

[DTCwordfan]

I must say that this was potentially a very grave situation............

[DTCwordfan]

I see that excelsior unearthed that one earlier, says DTC coffin'

[craft1948]

The first Mr Craft took me to see a house he fancied buying. It was near the centre of York in a cul-de-sac with a big wall at the end. I understood why it was so cheap when I went in the side garden and saw the gravestones through the railings...................

[Jemisa]

Poor you, glad all was well in the end. This is especially for you...

Nun's the word...

A hippie gets onto a bus and proceeds to sit next to a Nun in the front seat. The Hippie looks over and asks the Nun if she would have sex with him.
The Nun surprised by the question politely declines and gets of at the next stop.
When the bus starts on it's way the bus driver says to the hippie, "if you want I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you."
The hippie of course says that he'd love to know so the bus driver tells him that the every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery to pray to the lord. "If you went dressed in robes and some glowing powder," said the bus driver(male), "you could tell her you were God and command her to have sex with you."
Well the Hippie decides to try this out so that Tuesday he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun and right on schedule the nun shows up. When she's in the middle of praying the hippie walks out from hiding, in robes and glowing with a mask of god. "I am God, I have heard your prayers and I will answer them but you must have sex with me first."
The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she might keep her virginity. The hippie agrees to this and quickly sets about to go to work on the nun. After the Hippie finishes, he rips off his mask and shouts out, "Ha ha, I'm the hippie!!"
The nun replied by whipping off her mask and shouting, "Ha ha, I'm the bus driver!!!"

[TOWIE]

Evening All

Dee - Rippleside, Barking Cemetery.

guillie - Thats a good point, will mention it when I phone them Monday to complain about the state of the grass.

gness - not half as much of a scare if we had to stay there all night, {:o(

DT - Groan (:o( haha

Craft - not a good selling point haha

Jem - hahaha you always make me laugh, you little foxy you......

[Hopkirk]

I saw four men carrying a coffin round the cemetery this morning.

They were still walking around with the same coffin this evening.

I think they've lost the plot.

[excelsior-1]

my local cemetary is in the dead center of town

[mrs_overall]

A night locked in the cemetery would have been dead boring