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Jemisa | 13:00 Tue 05th Feb 2013 | Jokes
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My Friend in Nthrn Ireland sent me this............................................

An old woman is cleaning her husband’s rifle when she accidentally shoots him. She immediately dials 999.

Old woman: ''It's me fooken husband! I've accidentally shot him, I've fooken killed him!''

Operator: ''Please calm down Madam. Can you first make sure he is actually dead!''

"Click! .. BANG."

Old woman: ''Ok, I've done dat.................... What's next?''

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Avatar Image keet007
Like it...Great
15:37 Tue 05th Feb 2013
Avatar Image marval
lol
16:40 Tue 05th Feb 2013
Avatar Image Psybbo
Very funny should I try it?
16:41 Tue 05th Feb 2013
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Tee-hee. I like the Irish accent.
20:48 Tue 05th Feb 2013
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Well starbi my friend is Irish....

NO Sib, I do not want you to try it!

jem
22:34 Tue 05th Feb 2013
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Lol jem. Reminds me of the guy who lost all his fingers on his right hand in the bacon slicer, his mate said "how the hell did you do that?". "Just like that" said the guy running the fingers of his left hand through the bacon slicer again.
22:41 Tue 05th Feb 2013

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