For the spunk one - luckily I asked in what context and it turned out to be number 50 in ned flanders (from the simpsons) list of his favourite things, so I explained it was courage and vigour! For the virgin one I said is was something untouched, like a field of snow with no footprints on it - I got a puzzled look, but I think I got away with it lol.
Albags - I am usually honest if I have time to prepare, it's when they catch you unawares....
Whe they were about 6 or 7 one of them said to me, I know all about how babies get in ladies tummys, but how do they get out? before I had a chance to open my mouth, the other one jumped in and said - they cut them out with a big knife!!!
He got the words "Good Journey" (A line from the film Masters Of The Universe) tattooed across his stomach. The script used is so unclear it looks like Good Towney. I was walking across the car park the other morning and burst out laughing at it - I had to start singing a song in my mind to forget about it.