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Tax Returns
This was on Phrases, but seeing I've tried to take out the spaces and make it look better, thought I'd put it here too!!!
A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her tax return...
The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions.
He gets her name, address, tax file number, etc. and then asks," What's your occupation?"
"I'm a prostitute," she says.
The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, "Let's try to rephrase that."
The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl".
"No, that still won't work. Try again."
They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken farmer."
The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?"
"Well, I raised 650 cocks last year."
"Chicken Farmer it is."
A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her tax return...
The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions.
He gets her name, address, tax file number, etc. and then asks," What's your occupation?"
"I'm a prostitute," she says.
The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, "Let's try to rephrase that."
The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl".
"No, that still won't work. Try again."
They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken farmer."
The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?"
"Well, I raised 650 cocks last year."
"Chicken Farmer it is."
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