Don't cr@p on your own doorstep...

[Bbbananas]

... you might find it biting you back one day.

This has just been quoted to me - do you think they've got the phase a little muddled up? Interesting, if yucky, thought though...!!

[redcrx]

eeewww, not a nice thought.

but another one for you. Dont vomit on your own doorstep as youll be the one that has to clear up the mess :)

[joggerjayne]

Was this in the context of John Terry ?

[Jemisa]

EXACTLY..............

[joggerjayne]

Did John Terry have an "Ashley" ?

(a second "Affair" mobile phone with a Pay-As-You-Talk number)

[Bbbananas]

no, it was to do with an old man's stool sample.
Oh, the humour of the elderly.....

[carrust]

Once lived in a flat where the toilet was downstairs. I got a gastric flu bug & was caught short in the middle of the night. Rushed downstairs...slipped on the third step from the bottom...went ar$e over tIt...I've cr@pped on my own stair steps:-(

[Bbbananas]

sorry carrust - I'm sure that must have been very unpleasant, not to say embarrassing. But, you gotta laugh......!

[joggerjayne]

If I had been there, I would have helped ...

... by "helpfully" running off shouting "Uuurrrgh, gross!"

=0)

[carrust]

Have you heard the saying.."sticks like st1t to a blanket"...It does the same to a carpet:-(

[joggerjayne]

Enough !!!!!!!

[carrust]

I forgot to mention the walls & my hair..LOL

[joggerjayne]

Stop, Stop, Stop ... !!!!!!!!!!

[carrust]

Ok JJ. I'll stop. But, have I mentioned the story when I was back scuttling a girl over a park bench....can you guess what happened???LOL

[mccfluff]

arghhhhh currust, i was eating then!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Garmard]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!

[Bbbananas]

Carrust - I would be villified if I'd come out with a statement like that.....

(Oh God, the poor girl. The embarrassment.....)

[carrust]

We were both pi$$ed...& it was just a small ploppy. LOL

[Sqad]

carrust is quite correct, it is not uncommon for a woman to defaecate in the excitement of orgasm.

I first came across this when I was working in Brighton and was the talk of the junior doctors mess (sorry), a mate recounted how this nurse straddled him and when she moved aside, left a faecal mass on his stomach.

[snags]

''I first came across this''

:-(

[Sqad]

snags....LOL......it wasn't me.