Mozart.

[Patsy33]

Why did Mozart kill his chickens?
Because the kept running around shouting, Bach, Bach, Bach......

[fiction-factory]

Did he go round Chopin their heads off?

[Khandro]

and dogs Offenbach.

[jim360]

Orff-al joke.

[fiction-factory]

The chickens should have Haydn then he wouldn't have found them

[fiction-factory]

^ ...should have BEEn Haydn

[Mamyalynne]

He knew how to Handel it.

[fiction-factory]

You may wish to keep a Liszt of these for future reference, Patsy

[Patsy33]

Had he Britten off more than he could chew?

[frugalfred]

Yes, he's been Bizet.

[frugalfred]

I didn't realise he'd become a cobbler - a schumann. Did he mend your shoe, Bert?

[Patsy33]

Talking of chickens, we're having a roast tonight with friends and I'm the Holst....

[frugalfred]

Patsy, don't get Brahms and Liszt!

[frugalfred]

How suite!

[Patsy33]

Fred, Beer's on the Liszt....

[marval]

Don't be griegy and eat too much.

[Khandro]

Ibert gum, it's a rum thread tha knows.

[Patsy33]

All these puns are making my head spin. Think it's Verdi-go.....

[DTCwordfan]

I'm all of a quaver now....

[zebo]

All these puns make me very crochety, I'll be OK in a minim.

[DTCwordfan]

and I am Straussed out.