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Patsy33 | 12:49 Tue 27th Sep 2016 | Jokes
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?
Because the kept running around shouting, Bach, Bach, Bach......
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Did he go round Chopin their heads off?
12:50 Tue 27th Sep 2016
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See you in the tavern, er, Patsy!
21:41 Tue 27th Sep 2016
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You going for a Faure down the pubs then fred?
21:43 Tue 27th Sep 2016
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Ok Fred, keep my Glass ready......
21:54 Tue 27th Sep 2016
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To be Franck, yes, Captain!
21:57 Tue 27th Sep 2016
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D'you want one with a Handel, Patsy?
22:20 Tue 27th Sep 2016
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Yes please Fred, something to Holden to..
22:25 Tue 27th Sep 2016
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good one fred, throw another verbal punch and Patsy will Parry it......
22:28 Tue 27th Sep 2016
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I can hear meowing, it must be Debussy.
22:31 Tue 27th Sep 2016
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Mind his Klaus Marvel.....
22:36 Tue 27th Sep 2016
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I will Patsy, they are as sharp as Glass.
22:37 Tue 27th Sep 2016
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I'm not having a bar of this!
22:38 Tue 27th Sep 2016
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I've warned you Marval, if Klaus are used, you won't have my symphony!
23:00 Tue 27th Sep 2016
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I shall keep away them Patsy, and head to the Chamber.
23:36 Tue 27th Sep 2016
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That reminds me, Katz need more food. Must put it on my Chopin Liszt......
23:57 Tue 27th Sep 2016

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