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I have lost my Microsoft Standard Office Edition 2003. Do I have to buy an expensive new one or can I buy second hand. Sorry bit of a technophobe! Thanks
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Afternoon all! Does anybody work as a Utility Warehouse distributor? If so, is it any good? I often hear about how good it is but never how bad. Thanks...
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Please can someone put Mrs Aytee's mind at rest. She had her last cervical smear test at 49 in 2012 when they were every three years. She has received a letter saying she is due for another one now....
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I need to replace a toilet seat in our downstairs loo. I have removed the seat and it would appear that the plumber installed it with the seat attached (clever eh?) This would not be a problem...
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Is there another vocal version of Love's Theme other than the one by Love Unlimited? I heard one the other day and it is by a female group (like the Supremes) Any ideas? Thanks!
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Can anyone assist with the title of this song please. One of the lines goes "shooby dooby dooby do bah bah" and then repeated. I am almost certain it is early Michael Jackson / Jackson 5. Thanks!...
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I have recently retired and, whilst I am financially okay, I would like to make a little bit of money plus have a change of scenery every now and then. I have heard that people will pay to do house...
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My wife and I went on a country walk today and we thought at the end we would drive to a village a few miles away to have a pub lunch. It was over 10 miles before we FOUND a pub and that was in a...
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Monkey in the jungle holding a banana. He calls out "Anyone got a tin opener?" Parrot says "You don't need a tin opener for a banana" Monkey says "No it's for the...
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I went to a Braille opticians today. Difference is that instead of reading letters there are a lot of raised dots on the wall that get smaller. Anyway I could not make out the bottom lines. The...
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I was watching Jurassic park the other day, when I thought, "Not only does my son have a stupid name, but he's also a rubbish driver". If there was a competition for saggy boobs, my wife...
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Lord Ponsenby Smyth is in the bath and calls for his butler Waddle. “I say Waddle, could you fetch me a whisky and a newspaper please, there’s a good chappie”. Waddle says certainly...
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Two guys are chatting. One says "Who do you work for?" The other says "I work for Jesus" "What, the Lord Jesus?" No - Dairylea Cheeses...
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A lady is passing a building when she sees a sign saying "Ladies, climb the ladder to success" Curious, she goes inside and sees a ladder. She climbs up the ladder to the next floor and sees...
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Maggie O' Reilly goes to the doctors and she said "Doctor, I've forgotten to take my contradictive pill" He said "You're ignorant" She said "Yes three months"...
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Crossword clue - seven letters contains 3 "U"s I thought "That's unusual"...
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After getting caught breaking into a Spanish farm, I was held at gun point and told if i want to live i have two choices. "Either you make love to one of my cows or my brother makes love to...
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I was in the shop today, and there was a little boy crying because he wanted some chocolate buttons. "I haven't got enough money," his mother said to him. "I've got some spare change on...
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Whenever I write a letter to someone, I add a footnote briefly explaining Ohm's law. It's my P.S. de resistance. I saw a busker with no arms today singing so badly I offered him a fiver to stop. But...
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"Wolfgang Mozart" shouted Mozart's friend "What?" said Mozart And they were eaten by a gang of wolves...

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