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excelsior-1 | 21:34 Tue 02nd Sep 2014 | Jokes
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.......... to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".


I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".

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lol, I quacked up at this joke.
21:35 Tue 02nd Sep 2014
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Lol... love it
21:36 Tue 02nd Sep 2014
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Lol! :-)
21:36 Tue 02nd Sep 2014
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Where did you (d)rake that up from?
21:37 Tue 02nd Sep 2014
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waiting for someone to post a remark about the bill
21:39 Tue 02nd Sep 2014
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someone has been swanning around his joke book for this one. Send him a big bill.....
21:41 Tue 02nd Sep 2014
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Were you in Aylesbury?
21:44 Tue 02nd Sep 2014
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No yilly he was in Peking.
21:45 Tue 02nd Sep 2014
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OK, duck.
21:46 Tue 02nd Sep 2014
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Was it a duck do?
21:47 Tue 02nd Sep 2014
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Did he play with her Cherry Valley?
21:52 Tue 02nd Sep 2014
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You'll have to try mallarder
21:56 Tue 02nd Sep 2014

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