lies

[webby27]

what is the biggest or far fetched lie anyone has ever told you?

[Dick Cheese]

That God exists!

[Loosehead]

The cheque's in the post

[bobis]

hi, my ex wife told me i was her first lover, and guess what i believed her, then met a friend who i hadent seen for 5 years who told me he had lived with a girl for 2 years before she hopped off with his mate by this time i had been married to her for 18months, to cut a long story short my mate called me at work a few days later to tell me he had run off with his first lover. yes you guessed it it was my wife, thank god i have a real wife now ho ho.

[Amara]

So called politicians that the war in Iraq is necessary??

[Pippa68]

When I was about 13 a *friend* at school told me her brother was on kidney dialysis which was a big fat lie..what was worse was later on she said he was hooked up to the TV.

She came out with some pearlers, but this was the most memorable! haven't heard anything so outrageous since.

[ELVIS68]

That I was good looking

[Bohne]

My ex told me so many lies, it all has become a big blur.
Once I gave him a bank card, as he was trying to set up a business, but could not get an account (don't ask), while I was abroad.

On my return, he insisted, that he'd given the card to his mother to look after, and funny enough, he never found the time to go round his parents to pick up the card.

Shortly afterwards (unbeknown to him) I found it in the living room.

Need I mention, that the account was empty?
(Wasn't much in it in the first place or I would not have given him the card, but still...)

[aka pixi]

When I was little my uncle who worked down the pit used to tell me about the window cleaner he worked with down there. He told me there were loads of rooms in the mines (offices, toilets, showers, canteens etc) I think I was a teenager before I realised he was winding me up

[Homer55]

Get this, someone once told me that Santa Didnt exist.. ha more fool them!

[caz21]

That the stork delivered me.... Shame the parents of the 11yr old kid in edinburgh didnt tell her this as well!

[4getmenot]

How dare someone lie about Santa.

[Rubyrose]

Lmao @ Elvis. Some people can be right fibbers. ;o)

I can't think of one! I remember when I was a kid my grandad used to tell me he had a giant spider living in the cupboard under the stairs and he ate children. His name was Harry. I believed that for years and hated the cupboard. Lol.

My ex told a fair few when we split to.! W@nker. Lol

[cliffsdoll]

when my second oldest daughter was 3 she was poorly and sick during the night and did'nt tell me, i noticed the vomit peices of peas and stuff on her sheets and asked if she had been sick, obviously as it was the first time she had actually vomited and did'nt understand she replied no, i then asked did something come out of her mouth, she replid yes, so i said that means you've been sick then, she was obvuously still scared and worried about this cos she replied that her big sister had put the sick into her mouth, the poor mite must have thought this was a naughty thing to do and blamed her sister cos she thought she was going to be in trouble.

[Champagne]

My mother used to tell me that a haggis was a four-legged creature with its right legs shorter than its left legs so it could only walk in a clockwise direction around hillsides. I believed her. :o{

She also lied about serving up rabbit for dinner once. When us kids heard we were going to be eating rabbit we protested, fearing for the poor little bunnies in the world. So she served up 'chicken' instead. Afterwards she asked, "Was that dinner nice?" and just as well all approved, she told us what it really was!

[SizzleSquid]

that my mate had �300000 worth of cocaine stashed under her bed that police were looking for,

The mafia were spying on my other 'mate' coz she had an italian connection

That im the 'only one baby'. its me and you..(such a liar)

I'll pay you later, don't worry, just come over at 2pm (i get there-no answer)

[spaced]

that England will still win the world cup.

[country_boy]

An ex-mate insisted his Father made millions in formula one (but lives on a tiny house boat) - has an ongoing legal battle with Italian FA and turned down a million out of court settlement. Had been offerred the England manager job before Sven was, but turned that down too! Loads more but they were the biggest porkies! He was 38 and still lived with his parents on the tiny boat. Oh yeah and loads of s3xual tales regarding massage parlours, but we all know he's a virgin still cos we set someone up to do the deed with him and he ran a mile! Saddo! He still has to be home from the pub by 5.30pm as his tea is on the table!!!

[dancealot13]

Wow, crazy stories.

When I was young, my best friends older sister told me there are these little bugs on a Weeping Willow Tree...and if they land on you they start eating your skin. I was about 7 at this point, for years I wondered why people would put them in the yard. I didn't find out she was lying till I was like 13!! lol ;)

[doc_steve]

"Honestly, im a women"

[rugeleyboy]

it's your baby!!