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maggiebee | 22:57 Sun 22nd May 2016 | Jokes
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I was in an Art Gallery earlier. I was so impressed I asked if I could take a picture.

Got a lovely Picasso in my sitting room now.....
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French authorities have discovered that it is not the real Mona Lisa displayed in the Louvre.


It's just a painting of her.

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Went to hire a painter. They gave me Michaelangelo. All I wanted was the ceiling whitewashed but at the moment I don't know whether I'm in heaven or hell.
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What does an artist sing when he's in Dire Straits? 'Monet for nothing'....
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