A new supermarket has opened near us

[McMouse]

It has an automatic water mister to keep the vegetables fresh. Just before it
goes on, you hear the distant sound of thunder and the smell of fresh rain.
When you pass the milk aisle, you hear cows mooing and you experience the
scent of fresh cut hay.

In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks and
sausages.
When you approach the egg counter, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is
filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The bread department features the tantalizing smell of freshly-baked bread

I don't buy toilet paper there anymore ..

[Sqad]

Mc....LOL

[rowanwitch]

Love it.... May I pass it on to colleagues

[Bbbananas]

so did I.....
good one mcm.

[ummmm]

So did I as well....I was thinking what good idea it was...lol

[McMouse]

Be my guest Rowan

[woofgang]

that sounds like an american joke...they have those misters over there.

[chokkie]

where do you live McMouse? I have seen that sort of thing in France ....

[rowanwitch]

could you imagine the noises round the ethnic food sections.... Steel drums around the Dunns River stuff, bhangra round the bahjis, or the medicines section ... coughs around the lemsip and screams around the condoms

[wendilla]

In our local asda beside the eggs there is a button the children press and there is a hen on the top shelf that cluck clucks when they press the button.

[supersuezy24]

Haha I was reading that going...OOooh I wonder what that supermarket is called hahaha Brilliant