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Rondy | 12:45 Tue 04th Apr 2023 | Jokes
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.

Here are some examples:
1.FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
2.PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons.
3.TYRES: Tyres are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated.
4.HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under them.
5.SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
6.WEB PAGES:Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.
7.TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
8.EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
9.HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
10.THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure and he'd be lost without it/them!
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Pencils are male because run out of lead.

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