moonraker558
For the safe return of ttfn.
All shout her name out loud.
"TT where are you"
I hope another bloke ain't got her chained to the sink....
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Has that gun toting calamity ttfn rode back into town yet?
Wonder if she is saddle sore?
I wonder if her horse survived.
What was the final score?
http://tinypic.com/r/fa62hj/5...
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moonraker558
Does anyone have any knowledge of these little beauties?
http://tinypic.com/r/9sscu8/5...
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moonraker558
If you are out and about in the Southampton/New Forest area in the next week or so find time to visit Exbury Gardens where the rhododendrons, azaleas, and camellias are just coming to their best....
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moonraker558
I hope she is ok, but just in case vapour rub at the ready.
One lives in hope....
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moonraker558
Saw this on tv last night.
Apologies if it's been done already....
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Johnny was playing outside when he really had to go to the bathroom. He runs in and his grandma was about to take a shower. He looks at her crotch and says, “Whats that?” She says, “Well, it's a...
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moonraker558
What is that piece of music they were using in between acts that sounded like a squeaky childs voice rapping ?
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moonraker558
I'm not back until Friday. Yeehaa.
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A biker pulls up outside a roadside bar in Louisiana after a long day in the saddle. Stiffly he walks in, gets a beer and sits down. By his third, he realises some of the locals are looking at him and...
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moonraker558
Moony was talking to his friend in the pub, and said: "I don't know what to get TT for her birthday - she has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I'm stuck." His...
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moonraker558
Ttfn & Moony were on their wedding night in their honeymoon suite. As they were undressing for bed, Moony, a big burly man, tossed his trousers to Ttfn and said: "Here, put these on." She put them on...
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moonraker558
This guy sure gets around. Check him out in N Korea.
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http://tinypic.com/r/2guflo6/6...
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moonraker558
Not sure how this works but it does. Try this maths puzzle to predict your favourite film, mine was Star Wars. Pick a number between 1-9 Multiply by 3 Add 3 to that number Multiply by 3 again Add the...
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moonraker558
I spent all day yesterday washing and polishing my car and even mucked out inside and today it rains. I wouldn't mind but I have to nip down the postie in a minute. Well thanks a lot.
Rant over!...
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moonraker558
This will put a smile on her chops. pizap.com13654377698012.jpg
See if you can spot me....
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moonraker558
Are you about old chap?
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moonraker558
Old Moony gets on a bus, there are no seats so I lean on my walking stick, suddenly the bus brakes sharply and I slip. A young boy sat watching me say's "Mister, if you had a rubber on the end of your...
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moonraker558
At the start of our mini activity break, and the first day is bog snorkeling. Tomorrow we have Alpaca shearing in the morning, followed by our favourite... All in mud wrestling..last person standing...
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