My Mother-in-Law complained

[McMouse]

I'm always pushing her around and talking behind her back.

I told her what do you expect? You're in a wheel chair.

[marval]

HaHa

[marval]

Last week my husband and I went to buy a car and the salesman asked if I wanted an airbag. I said: “No thanks. I already have a mother-in-law.”

[McMouse]

Great avatar marval.

[marval]

Thank you McMouse, just a bit of fun.

[Old_Geezer]

Bridle & reins for you maybe ?

[marval]

HaHa


I took my mother-in-law to Madame Tussard’s Chamber of Horrors, and one of the attendants said, ‘Keep her moving sir, we’re stock-taking’

[AB Editor]

Oh dear.

[marval]

It was a bit bad wasn't it.

A young wife came home one day and found her mother standing in a bucket of water with her finger stuck in the light socket. The young husband was standing by the switch. ‘Hello, darllng,’ said the mother, ‘George has had this marvellous idea for curing my rheumatism.’

[RATTER15]

I had a brand new chair flown in from the USA for my Ex Mother-in-Law, the ungrateful cow refused to plug it in!

[marval]

lol Ratter


“My wife said: ‘Can my mother come down for the weekend?’ So I said: ‘Why?’ and she said: ‘Well, she’s been up on the roof two weeks already’. - Bob Monkhouse