Funny Threads.

[NoMercy]

What is the one thread on Ab that had you wetting yourself?

There have been several for me, but among the most memorable threads was Sara's Omegle thread.

NoKnow was copying and pasting some of his convos and I was absolutely helpless.

Can you remember the threads or posts which made you laugh uncontrollably?

[Jemisa]

There are some old jokes in 'JOKES' which really made me laugh, but Threads ummm NO!

jem

[Captin Kirk]

don't think I have a link now as I think I asked it under my robknot name but the thread where I asked what is the weirdest thing you lot clean when you springclean i.e. lightswitches ... I think I released a lot of pent up emotions within you ladies who felt you could finally come clean on your embarrassing secrets ...

but Noknows threads were always the most hilarious ...

[NoMercy]

Butch.. you are not helping. Try to be more understanding.

[sara3]

lol, I read that and thought "Omegle? what the hell's that?" and then I remembered!

I think your finest was one of the first "famous people who sound like food" threads. it was a cracker.. oh, no pun intended ;o)

[NoMercy]

Funny you should mention that, Sara. It was a completely random idea and I cannot possibly convey how much I laughed that night. You, JJ and NoKnow were bloody hilarious.

"Cheesus Christ".

I cry now when I think of it. :-)

[AlBags]

Most of the funniest become the rudest tho .. and get removed, don't they? So we can't recall them.

[sara3]

not to resurrect it, but I did think my "no.porridge/no.knowledge" response should have got more attention, lol.

and Prawn French ;o)

[ttfn]

Hi NoM,I am pleased to say that many have made me laugh out loud and chuckle for a while after. I think this is one of the 2 great appeals of AnswerBank - the other to try and help offer people support when they need it. For some reason or other this one has stuck in my mind, though
http://www.theanswerb...Y/Question777682.html

[mrs.chappie]

When Ethel posted that Legend only had one leg. Cracked me up.

[craft1948]

God you've a good memory ttfn......

[NoMercy]

TTFN... I remember that one. I did laugh my socks off.

Butch... bugger off you insensitive sod.

Sara... you were a true star on that thread. And I'll never forget "Loreindeer Kelly" on the Christmas thread. lol.

Mrs. Chappie... I missed that one. Please tell... x

[ttfn]

Lord knows why it stuck in my mind craft above all others? Especially as my memory gets worse.

[NoMercy]

I was going to say the same thing, Craft.

That thread predates your membership, TTFN. Nethertheless, it was one of the funniest threads I've seen on here.

[ELVIS68]

This was a good one

http://www.theanswerb...Question147923-4.html

[ttfn]

I have also to add that the unmentionable did happen tonight too. I was laughing still when I went across to the offy - but hey I am used to that lot giving me funny looks in there:- http://www.theanswerb...k/Question920646.html
I am not putting myself up for this - I didn't know what I had typed until I submitted it

[mrs.chappie]

It took some finding, but here it is, NM .....

It's very long so bear with it, and Ethel is Fay Mousse on it.

http://www.theanswerb...k/Question573257.html

[boxtops]

that one you posted ttfn, sounds like the male version of MOFC... well before my time!

[Captin Kirk]

I remember someone seeking advice on how to remove NoMoreNails as they had secured their headboard with it ... obvious jokes about what punishment the poor wife must take to warrant using it