RE: TTFN's reply to ED.

[moonraker558]

You never write, you never phone
Consider me dumped - on my own
I never thought that you would be
So mean, so brash to a sweet lady

Each night I sit beside my lappy
Not one chuffin email to make me happy
And now you mock this sad, poor life
By writing to the world and his wife

Enough of this now, it has to stop
I need one now before my corsets pop
I know that some will think I'm loony
I'm off to Wilts - to get my Moony ♥

Come and get it wench. You know I have been waiting for you. ♥♥♥xxx

Better go and change me vest, I think my pants will be ok for another week.

[askyourgran]

Lol, she'll soon have you shipshape mooney.

[Maydup]

How could she resist?

[albaqwerty]

ayg, he's never been any shape let alone shipped

They keep fit by chasing each other :o)

[humbersloop]

Blimey, is this turning into some kind of dating site??

[craft1948]

You poor, poor, sad, deluded fool...............good luck.

[Mamyalynne]

Pours a fresh glass and draws chair up!!

[marval]

When is the wedding?

[chi-chi66]

don't worry about you're pants...they're halfway down as it is....she will soon
have them off!!!

[humbersloop]

popcorn, popcorn anyone?

get it while it's salty!

[askyourgran]

It's gone a bit quiet............. I'll make a pot of tea while I wait for some action.

[ttfn]

My dearest Moony, this is just for you
I have high standards, and demands, 'tis true
Before I'll trek that ruddy Plain once more
There are certain things you must me assure

A likeliness of you that's quite recent -
Preferably one where your form is decent
Unless your underwear is Calvin Klein
Please dont show me (again) your crack, behind

At 6 feet 2, I could 'just' be tempted
If your rural ways could be pre-empted
A well-groomed gent is my heart's true desire
Not one who has lived in an open mire ...

With a shirt so white - like crisp, driven snow
And hair just like 0-0-7 - you know!
Savile Row trousers that cover your bum
Manicured nails and no 'beer-barrel' tum

When did your bug whiskers last have a shave?
Show me your physiognomy - behave!
Face all scrubbed, a few laughter lines too
This is the man I want to find in you

So no more talk of sheep, beer and tractor
Are you man enough, with the x-factor?
For I'm a lady of certain breeding
And in my own field - I'm quite outstanding

The gauntlet is down now, it's up to you
Send your photo, throw-away addy, too
Here's one from me (to whet your appetite)
I wish you, darling, sweet dreams and goodnight

♥♥♥ xxx

Strictly private and confidential for Moony's eyes only - thank you! ;)

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[moonraker558]

Reply to follow tonight and a reveal of my makeover.