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a Blonde Joke :+)

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Bobbisox | 17:39 Fri 06th May 2011 | Jokes
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A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.
"I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least five pounds."
When the blonde returns, she's lost nearly 20 pounds.
"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor says. "Did you follow my instructions?"
The blonde nods. "I'll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day." "From hunger, you mean?" said the doctor.
"No, from skipping," replied the blonde.



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lol
I know it is very bad manners, but I just love those Blonde jokes, and this one is no exception. ☺☻☺☻
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aye, but mines really from the bottle wildwood...lol
Brilliant lol
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