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little johnys dad

the teacher asks little johny at class register, WHY WERE YOU NOT IN SCHOOL YESTERDAY ? johny replies ,well miss because my father got burnt. oh dear replies miss,was he badly burnt?johny replies oh...
22:10 Thu 29th Mar 2007
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policemens joke

where do policemen live? I,LL BE AVENUE........
20:10 Fri 16th Mar 20074 answers, last by Whiskery Ron 21:53 Thu 22nd Mar 2007
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penquin

a penquin walks into a bar and asks the barman ,i am supposed to meet my brother in here has he been in?the barman replys ,its been busy today, WHAT DOES HE LOOK LIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
21:09 Mon 12th Mar 2007
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little gypsy girl

a little gypsy girl shouts to her mother, mammy which way do i put my knickers on? her mother replys......... how many times do i have to tell you. yellow to the front and brown to the back.
20:45 Tue 06th Mar 20071 answer, last by teash 21:16 Tue 06th Mar 2007
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sherlock

sherlock holmes and Dr watson were on a camping holiday and were gazing up at the sky .sherlock asks watson,what do you deduce from what you observe ? watson replies that with all the stars in the sky...
23:21 Fri 02nd Mar 2007
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mobible phone mast

last weekend a mobile phone mast was erected behind my property .with no formal warning,some local residents have started a petition,and stated to me that it will decrease the value of my house by...
23:53 Thu 01st Mar 20074 answers, last by yucker j 23:20 Tue 15th May 2007
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email picture problems

i am having trouble viewing pictures sent to me via email. all i get is ablank frame with a little red x in the top left hand corner? i have tried right clicking then clicking show picture option but...
19:50 Fri 16th Feb 20073 answers, last by fo3nix 15:12 Sat 17th Feb 2007
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diy horror

a young newlywed couple were doing a spot of diy,they wanted a bigger room so decided to take out the chimney breast. but to their horror they discovered a human skeleton behind it, they amediatly...
22:01 Fri 09th Feb 2007
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winter

can you remember britains worst two winters ?????????....................answer.........mike and bernie..
21:40 Fri 09th Feb 2007
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salesmen

a salesmen knocks on a door and a little boy anwsers with a can of lager in one hand and a cigar in the other, the salesmen asks ,is your father or mother in son? to which the boy...
22:28 Tue 06th Feb 20071 answer, last by smudge 11:41 Fri 09th Feb 2007
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pear tree

i planted a conferance pear tree in 1999 which has blossom every year then produces tiny pears which drop off after about a week,can anyone give me any clues why ???
22:28 Fri 12th Jan 20073 answers, last by jake-the-peg 14:34 Tue 16th Jan 2007

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