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What were you doing this time last year ?

Cast your mind back. I was sitting where I am now. I was logged on to a website, and talking to a lovely Scotty laydee. I can't name the website, but I got permabanned from it about 30 times that...
22:16 Mon 12th Nov 200720 answers, last by smudge 23:33 Mon 12th Nov 2007
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Do you find Kate Humble yearningly attractive ?

I keep looking away from the screen and hoping that when I look back she will be beaming and saying 'I love you whiffey' but mostly she is talking ten tons of crap about dolphins and Bill Oddie. I...
21:53 Mon 12th Nov 20073 answers, last by haysi06 22:02 Mon 12th Nov 2007
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Do you like chilli hot food ?

And if so what is the hottest you have ever dared and enjoyed ? I received 5 packs of Dorset Naga chillis last Friday (923,000 Scoville units). I tried a tiny piece of one raw in the evening. It...
13:44 Mon 12th Nov 20076 answers, last by Reverandfunk 11:15 Tue 13th Nov 2007
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Roy Taylor and Michael Austin ?

Does anybody remember these bucolic characters ? Coming hot on the news of a special Islamic car (onboard compass pointing to Mecca, special compartment for the Koran and jilbabs, execution sword...
20:07 Sun 11th Nov 20074 answers, last by knobbynonut 22:40 Sun 11th Nov 2007
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I miss her

An original, I doff my cap to her. She is not among the top 10 of bright stars, but she is someone you want to cuddle.
23:07 Sat 10th Nov 20072 answers, last by dot.hawkes 23:21 Sat 10th Nov 2007
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Vince Hill ?

Vince Hill ?
21:33 Sat 10th Nov 200715 answers, last by netibiza 11:45 Sun 11th Nov 2007
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RIGHT !!!! It's showdown time

Has anybody noticed how i am being got at ? I don't mind really, but I think it's about time I told you all who is doing this, She is basically sound, but not the full shilling. So gather round ABers,...
20:26 Fri 09th Nov 200725 answers, last by stewey 03:27 Sat 10th Nov 2007
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Do any of you find Cathy Newman extraordinarily sexy ?

It doesn't matter if you don't, and I expect you'll all ignore this question anyway, after all you normally ignore everything I post anyway. Katie Razzall, she's got a brown leather coat tonight, and...
20:41 Wed 07th Nov 200711 answers, last by weeal 00:37 Thu 08th Nov 2007
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I am desperate !

Sorry to bother all you lovely people, but I got a message on my mobby voicemail,and the voice was tantalisingly beautiful. The problem is, when I press 5 to return the call I just get : 'Sorry this...
19:57 Wed 07th Nov 200711 answers, last by weeal 23:55 Wed 07th Nov 2007
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Ludlow

When I was on Millionaire, I fell at this question: 'On which river does Glasgow stand ?' a) Thames b) Mississippi c) Severn d) Nile My first response was that it was more probably a drunken sprawling...
19:04 Wed 07th Nov 200711 answers, last by legend007 22:44 Mon 12th Nov 2007
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Do you ever feel like giving up ?

Take tonight for example, I am sitting here waiting for the phone to ring, but it hasn't, it's just sitting on the piano doing sweet sod all, anything but ringing. I've microwaved the low-fat hot...
22:25 Tue 06th Nov 200714 answers, last by fluffykitten 22:43 Wed 07th Nov 2007
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Impressions

Following on from Potter Minor's fascinating question about insoluble aspirin and scratchy gargling, I got to thinking about impressionists, following on from an appearance by Rodney Bremner on BBC...
20:03 Mon 05th Nov 200753 answers, last by Louisa 69 23:26 Mon 05th Nov 2007
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Travellers - where do they go ?

Once again the local common has been invaded by 'travelling people'. On this occasion they broke down the sturdy road barrier to a cul-de-sac. They are still there after a week, apparently the council...
13:43 Mon 05th Nov 200763 answers, last by tufty7 22:37 Tue 06th Nov 2007
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Who are you ? And who aren't you ?

Proof is required, neseccary proof. It's no good saying I am Potter Minor unless you ARE Potter Minor and crucially, CAN PROVE IT. These are a few of the reasons why I left Answerbank. Nowadays it's...
21:39 Sun 04th Nov 200780 answers, last by legend758 00:04 Mon 05th Nov 2007
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Toe nails

Do mice eat toe nails ? It is my habit to clip my toe nails while sitting on the loo, getting two jobs done at once. I scrape the cuttings out of the clipper and put them on a little notepad on the...
20:07 Sat 03rd Nov 200712 answers, last by Theland 19:44 Sun 04th Nov 2007
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Why are people not answering my questions ?

I am very popular - agreed ? I post stuff with key phrases like 'Following on from Potter Minor's completely absorbing question' and I crawl and call everybody my bestest favest ABer. So why do I get...
21:26 Wed 31st Oct 200720 answers, last by whiffey 22:23 Wed 31st Oct 2007
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Just to let everybody know

I will be getting up tomorrow about 7am. I'll have read some Trollope and a chapter of St. John, propped up in bed, join me if you care but mind the farts. Life is so interesting.
20:51 Wed 31st Oct 20079 answers, last by weeal 21:12 Wed 31st Oct 2007
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Goodnight, forever

I have wondered about leaving, it is a tricky process, but tonight I am decided. I am off, not just for 10 minutes, but for ever. My health has suffered, I now need special pre-stained absorbent pads....
20:02 Tue 30th Oct 200737 answers, last by Jugglering 00:17 Wed 31st Oct 2007
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Are Scotties pished all of the time ?

I just had a call on my mobby, all but incoherent, I grasped the occasional 'Jimmy' and 'wha hoots the noo' and there were sex boutique-type noises in the background, the sounds of thongs snapping and...
23:21 Mon 29th Oct 200747 answers, last by mrs bucket 00:54 Tue 30th Oct 2007
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Name of a Dog !!

Rover
21:07 Mon 29th Oct 200729 answers, last by Beads 23:12 Mon 29th Oct 2007

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