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The Weather?

Hi, this is your friendly weatherman with the WF8 weather forecast for the coming day! I'ts cloudy, It's drizzly and sort of reflects my own outlook for the day. A depression must be approaching and...
11:08 Fri 24th Feb 201219 answers, last by tonyav 13:02 Fri 24th Feb 2012
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Can everybody agree on the right way forward for the NHS

Hi, will it ever be possible to get all the parliamentary parties to agree on a sensible and fair reform of the NHS? I've been watching the news and they seem as poles apart as ever.
19:48 Thu 23rd Feb 20124 answers, last by DaisyNonna 20:45 Thu 23rd Feb 2012
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The neighbour's washing machine? (In the flat, above.)

I'm sure they must be having a washerthon! It was on all day yesterday and wizzo, just to repeat their last effort, It's on again today. I think I'll come out in sympathy and switch mine on!
18:36 Thu 23rd Feb 201224 answers, last by WF8MAN 19:13 Thu 23rd Feb 2012
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Kerry Katona?

I've just seen Kerry Katona on an advert. Until now, I always thought Katona was either a martial art or throat congestion! Does anyone know why Kerry Katona is a celebrity? Surely, she can't still be...
16:18 Thu 23rd Feb 20128 answers, last by ttfn 20:35 Thu 23rd Feb 2012
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Would you pay £750,000 on a house?

I suppose we'd all be after one if we had pots of money, but is it really worth going to all that expense? (I've been watching "Escape to the Country" on the BEEB")
15:48 Thu 23rd Feb 201229 answers, last by lankeela 22:21 Thu 23rd Feb 2012
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Bad Weather?

Have you noticed, the Met office keep revising the forecasts on a daily basis. What's the point of giving us a five day forecast? It only changes as you get nearer the actual day of weather. And now...
13:05 Thu 23rd Feb 201235 answers, last by WF8MAN 15:03 Thu 23rd Feb 2012
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Is it me?

That's it! I only allow "Henry Normal" out for short periods and always on a leash. Now the fun begins!
12:45 Thu 23rd Feb 20121 answer, last by THEMOTLEY1 12:46 Thu 23rd Feb 2012
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Is my brain working?

My brain's working on only four cylinders at the moment. Start to worry when all sixteen kick in! Help, I feel my alter-ego is coming back......(thud)
12:40 Thu 23rd Feb 20124 answers, last by WF8MAN 12:51 Thu 23rd Feb 2012
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The perfect omlette?

At last, I'm back! Sorry about that, can anybody tell me how you make a perfect omlette?
12:19 Thu 23rd Feb 201229 answers, last by DaisyNonna 23:33 Thu 23rd Feb 2012
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Satan in trouble again?

"I will smite thee, Satan!" "Can I have that in writing oh General Omnipotent Deity?" "Oh, and could you send a copy to my solicitor?" (Old Nick knows all the laws!)
11:55 Thu 23rd Feb 20128 answers, last by WF8MAN 12:12 Thu 23rd Feb 2012
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Is WF8MAN secretly the STIG?

Well, he drives people round the bend with the unending jokes, perhaps he's broadened his career and drives round a track as well!
11:38 Thu 23rd Feb 20129 answers, last by WF8MAN 11:58 Thu 23rd Feb 2012
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Paying attention to the man down below?

Do you know, I think God phones Hell every day to ask old nick if the "fires" are still on high heat. You never know, God might change his mind and send us all down to the inferno! (No...
10:53 Thu 23rd Feb 201215 answers, last by WF8MAN 11:45 Thu 23rd Feb 2012
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Was I on something yesterday?

Well yes, It was the demon drink! Apologies to all concerned, I'm not in the habit of getting drunk at the wheel. (Laptop, that is.)
07:40 Thu 23rd Feb 20125 answers, last by tenrec 09:58 Thu 23rd Feb 2012
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Samsung LCD TV's?

Does anybody know the answer to my question earlier about the fanfare sound that comes on every time I switch on my Samsung LCD? Can you disable it? I've searched the menu, so far, with no luck at...
07:18 Thu 23rd Feb 20125 answers, last by Smowball 09:33 Thu 23rd Feb 2012
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Do you own a Samsung TV?

Every time I switch my Samsung LCD TV on, I get this rather noisy Fanfare sound! Could anybody tell me how to disable it? So far, I've had no luck with the menu! This is especially annoying when you...
05:02 Thu 23rd Feb 20124 answers, last by Mosaic 09:31 Thu 23rd Feb 2012
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Do you watch old Westerns?

Have you noticed that all the John Wayne Movies seem to have all the same hills in the background? Mind you, if you've had too many pints, the question's irrelevant but does it annoy you when you...
21:56 Wed 22nd Feb 201211 answers, last by parkdale 15:07 Thu 23rd Feb 2012
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Is this madness?

Song: Livin' in a Bible! Watin' for the man to come. Is it the Messiah? dadi dadi da...dada! (The man who penned this just ran out of the door and played chicken with a truck! Don't blame me. He ran...
21:18 Wed 22nd Feb 20126 answers, last by WF8MAN 21:41 Wed 22nd Feb 2012
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What colour are pandas?

Someone asked earlier on "What colour are pandas? Answer: Pandas are in monochrome....they haven't got colour TV yet! Any comments?
20:49 Wed 22nd Feb 201224 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 21:33 Wed 22nd Feb 2012
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Where's the Jokes Category?

Will someone tell me where the jokes category is? I've looked and I can't see it! Please correct me on this, if you find it.)...
19:33 Wed 22nd Feb 20129 answers, last by Mick-Talbot 20:15 Wed 22nd Feb 2012
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Joke?

An apple got fruity with a pear the other day. A tomato butted in and said, "forget him, love, I'm your love apple!"
19:11 Wed 22nd Feb 201215 answers, last by Dickythecook 20:04 Wed 22nd Feb 2012

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