One morning a vampire bat flies back into the cave still drooling in blood around his face from his nightly excursion. When the other bats see this they demand he show them were he came upon this...
Is there any way to send a text from the internet to your mobile phone. In particular what I was hoping to do was to be able to set up for a text message to be sent at a certain time to act as a...
I heard on the radio yesterday that on todayfm on sunday night from 8pm they will be playing music from the White Stripes and Queens of the Stone Age. I don't know for sure but as they both have new...
I have this theory that if eveyone was given a device when they were about 12 years old or so, and that when they pressed a button on it, it would just erase them from having ever existed, then there...
Theres a wonderful new handbag just been invented for the lady always on the go. It's made out of foreskins and can be used to fulfill all your handbaggy needs. But the best part about it is that when...
2 eggs are boiling in a saucepan, a boy egg and a girl egg. Girl egg says to the boy egg, "look, I've got a crack"........boy egg says to girl egg, "no point telling me, I'm not hard yet".
I was wondering can anyone give me a website which has those stereograms on it, but I want one that also gives you the answer as well as the image. Thanks.
Global warming seems to be to blame for a lot of earths natural occurances over the last 40 or so years or whatever. And us humans are getting the finger firmly pointed at wereselves by the high and...
When I first saw The Simpsons in the 90's I was instantly a massive fan and still think the early episodes are among the best entertainment ever in human history. Then, all of a sudden they seemed to...
I was bored driving to work today and I came up with the above as another way to give the name of a certain famous person. If that makes sense to anyone, would they like to hazard a guess who that...
A man is looking at the dinosaur exhibit in a museum. When looking at the t-rex he asks a guide standing nearby how old it would be. "65 million years and 8 months" replies the guide. "That's amazing,...
God: "I've just created a period of time made up partly of light and partly of dark".... St. Peter: "What are you gonna do now?" .......... God: "I think I'll just call it a day".
You are accidently locked in a cold dark room overnight. You are starving, and obviously very cold. You have got some raw meat in a bag, which you cannot find in the dark. You know that in the room...
How does youtube get away with putting so much stuff on it like tv shows and songs etc. without falling foul of copyright laws. Don't get me wrong, I've just started using it and think its brilliant,...
Does anyone else think that it's a bit hypocritical for people to judge an average joe for taking drugs but then turn around and say they love a certain bands music, when half the songs that band ever...
I'm trying to find out what bands will be supporting the Rolling Stones on their tour this year, particularly when they play Slane Castle in Ireland. Would they usually have the same support bands the...
