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redheadisbac
look , theres a bat in me bathroom i need a man to come round and help me a man - u will do please bring with you ur net and ur prodder and if u are lucky we can chat about life before u knew i was...
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aka pixi
Im not naturally a greedy cow, I just practice a lot. What do you all practice a lot?
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Caribeing
Ulrika Jonsson {One Show} tonight pregnant. with her fourth child {all different fathers} being a "celebrity" are they "love children" comments!
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aka pixi
d'ya wanna cup of tea mate? ;)
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jammy76
who is the most famous person you have met?
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redheadisbac
would would it be and why ? to be honest i would like u all to wine and dine me ( u pay of course ) but mine wouild be 1- stewey - man of my dreams 2- geff - man of my dreams 2 - a good laugh 3- splat...
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redheadisbac
what are the chances of this happening? p
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redheadisbac
while i sit with my coffee and 2 kittens lmao https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buzvbu0br-w especailly bob , stewey , and geff sex on legsx
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redheadisbac
she is doing well in the charts at the moment, but her life is a disaster where will this end
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willrelf
Does anyone know where I can find some naked Myleene Klass pictures? Thanks!
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Kimi-R
how are ya taday? I just killed me mates hamster :-(
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kat83
it seems everyone (sorry most people) on ab are quick enough to be nasty to each other - whatever happened to just getting along?!! ......... am sensing a mass of abuse coming my way! lol
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dot.hawkes
you are a troll, get over yourself and clear off , trouble maker
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redheadisbac
mabye we were never meant to be - i wish it was me splat and me - wedding for next sat u are all invited even u ugly ones bring presents and food ( and a tip for me )
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sleepyj
do you have any nick names ? why are you called it ? ive not got one i dont think not one i get told to face any way
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redheadisbac
ill get through without u , but i wish it was me u chose , i wish it was me coz elvis aint dead
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redheadisbac
make me an offer please
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styley
Is there anyone there who would prefer to date a mermaid whose the opposite way around to your ordinary everyday mermaid?

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