Part of son's homework was a section of 7 questions, all required the same method of solving. All done online. he did the same method for them all, 5 were marked correct, the last 2 were marked...
I know its probably obvious but how do I write a fraction on my keyboard as i need to post a maths question that includes x over y blah blah. How can I write the fraction as it should look and not in...
Unless Im totally missing something or have got it all wrong, doesn't Kat now live in Dereks old house? And if so then why is she charging Derek's daughter Alice rent? It isnt her house....
What do you call a man with a number plate on his head?...........Reg
What does his mother call him?.................R Reg
Sadly, Reg has just passed away, he is now............X Reg...
Did you hear the one about the farmer who was feeding his chickens hot curries to flavour the meat to sell to Indian restaurants. One of the chickens was found unconscious and close to death so the...
A desperate man calls 999, " Come quickly, my little boy has swallowed a condom!"
The same man calls back 5 minutes later and says, "Its ok, Ive found another one"........
If you could do whatever you wanted what would you do? You can choose the weather but you have to stay in the country you live in,so no hopping on a plane for the day. Would it be at home in your...
I had an interview this morning, and I sat opposite 2 people from the company, a District Manager and a Team Leader. It was quite a long interview and I was getting very thirsty. Luckily they had put...
Laptop went flat. Ive plugged the power lead in, but on my tool bar where the batter icon is, instead of it showing as charging there is a big red cross now over the icon and when I hover the mouse...
A man had two of the best tickets for the FA Cup Final. He sits down and soon another man comes along and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him. "No", he says, "the seat is empty." "This...
Just wondering how many cups of tea(or coffee) you normally drink a day? I was speaking to a woman the other day who said she has up to 30 cups a day!! That seems a ridiculously high amount. I dont...
My face has been really really itchy since yesterday - it is driving me mad. Mainly my nose, but my cheeks as well. Have taken anti-histamine but not really done much good. Havent changed soap/shower...
If you are in, say, a restaurant, and have bad service, or bad food, do you complain? Or do you just resolve not to go back there? Same goes for buying things. if you buy a food item and you aren't...
A very loud,greasy,obese,unattractive,tattooed,welfare dependant,chav woman walked into ASDA with her 2 kids,yelling obsceneties at them all the way through the entrance. The ASDA greeter said...
Police are hunting the 'Knitting Needle Nutter', who stabbed 6 people in the backside recently.
They believe the attacker could be following some kind of pattern........
I have a laptop, and I also have a Blackberry mobile fone. I receive and read/send my emails on both. Last night I was on my laptop and decided to have a bit of a clean up of my hotmail account so I...
