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redhead23
i want to be the beast of your sprogs
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sleepy1
hello did you all have a great weekend ? did you miss me ? lol xx
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fine,thanks
you wait for ages, then the same two abers start posting at the same time , now who could they be ?
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redhead23
argh who wants to take me out on a day trip ?
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sleepy1
im going camping any one like to join me ? i like camping been going since i was a kid . see i said i was easy to please . :0
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Joe_the_Lion
Great viewing. Britains worst teeth. Jeremy Kyle "contestants" eat your heart out.
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redhead23
yee haa i feel randy any cowboys ?
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essex bloke
I think Red should be voted in ,i can only imagine the carnage !!!!! But hey at least it would only be a 3 day week and everyone would own a caravan
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redhead23
would you go out with a bloke just for his cash ?? even if he was small in the trouser department im curious as my mates do i think its shallow
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redhead23
please we cant handle humor , reality , sexual refrences , i have never lived in the real world and i like you sad gits that keep banning cant deal with life and all its forms and different people and...
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Skreecheeboy
Who else feels poorly today? I have the mother of all hangovers and my sniffle has blossomed into the worst cold of my life and I have had to come into work, can anybody give me any sympathy or relate...
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doctor spock
I would like to wish my eldest daughter many happy returns on her 27th birthday to-day. She is a qualified chartered accountant and works for a very prestigious firm in London. Salary circa ?52,000....
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redhead23
well its the start of a sex life , thankfully i have seen some action before the weekend i hope you all using condoms
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Rubyrose
This morning a truck went past me with a builder in it and as it got closer the driver was staring at me so much I actually felt like telling him to keep an eye on the road! But... it kind of made my...
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Baby Jane
I am, cos I have just heard from the hospital that the cancerous tumour in my darlin mums lung has begun to shrink during her course of chemo. She still has more chemo to get so hopefully it will...
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girlygirl2
Hey Has anyone ever taken the morning after pill (emergency contraception) and had it fail?
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redhead23
well good things happen you know ! mine was i got a bunch of flowers and a cake whhoooo and i did NO work at work , just chatted with my team which was fun sadly ken dodd was not round mine
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Scarlett
My parents have been together 40 years. My Mum is deeply unhappy with her life. She hates where they live (the area, town etc) and they both have no friends and no life. She is young for her age (67)...
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sleepy1
i think i might go on the jeremy kyle show . i think he is well fit . i dont know what show i should go on . ? any one got any ideas to what show it could be ? could be i cant stop eating / i need...
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SurreyGuy
OK, I appreciate that most of te women on that prog are pikey mingers(!), but there have been one or two cuteys! What I can't understand is..................... When asked, "so why do you stay with a...

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