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Breasts or Legs?

Last night I was talking to a beautiful young lady. She asked me whether I liked breasts or legs. I said I liked a shaved vagina Apparently I'm not welcome at Kentucky Fried Chicken any more...
13:47 Fri 15th Jun 20123 answers, last by marval 13:51 Fri 15th Jun 2012
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I always have to thank Puzzle help on Answerbank When I get stuck It's my good luck To use answers from "Two short planks" As you can see, I am not very good at making up rhymes....I am sure...
09:42 Tue 12th Jun 2012
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Quadratic equations

At grammar school we were taught to solve quadratic equations and find the two values of x. I couldn't see the point then, and in my dotage, still can't....
10:12 Mon 11th Jun 20128 answers, last by cathfromsaron 08:28 Tue 12th Jun 2012
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Nina Conti, Ventriloquist

I watched Nina Conti, the ventriloquist, last night. Most of the programme was funny. You can't see her mouth moving when she "makes the dummy talk" The programme will be repeated on BBC 4...
09:50 Mon 11th Jun 20128 answers, last by AliceTickband 16:11 Tue 12th Jun 2012
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Internet Purchasing

Have you ever bought anything on the Internet which you hoped might exist , but had never seen advertised? When I want something,I Google it, just to see if it exists. I have bought a light weight...
11:49 Sun 10th Jun 201217 answers, last by tonyav 08:30 Sat 16th Jun 2012
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The Man

What is your opinion of the drama "The Man", starring Stephen Fry, Zoe Wanamaker & Co on Sky Arts last night? I watched it as I like Stephen Fry, but, otherwise, I found it...
10:50 Sun 10th Jun 2012
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19.1/2 years imprisonment

I saw on TV this week that a criminal had been sentenced to 19.1/2 years imprisonment. Why the half year?
21:22 Sat 09th Jun 20125 answers, last by EDDIE51 07:28 Sun 10th Jun 2012
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Shopping online at Asda

I am amused at Asda's description of 3 of their sales items:- 1. Good natured cucumber 2.Innocent apple juice 3. Happy eggs Any similar amusing descriptions of items you have bought?...
19:27 Sat 09th Jun 20128 answers, last by tinkerbell23 12:15 Mon 18th Jun 2012
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My father falsified his age and joined the British Army when he was 14, serving in the Boer war as a Hussar until he was invalided out with an illness which left him with one leg shorter than the...
18:32 Sat 09th Jun 201215 answers, last by tonyav 15:45 Sun 10th Jun 2012
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Feet On Desk

One of the American companies I worked for in Holland had a boss who used to conduct meetings with his feet on the desk. I considered this bad form. What do you think, please?...
14:21 Sat 09th Jun 20126 answers, last by nannybooby 14:31 Sat 09th Jun 2012
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Mixed Nude Bathing

When we were younger, my wife and I used to go to a local sauna, swimming pool and gym. Would you be too shy to do this and, if so, why?...
14:07 Sat 09th Jun 201222 answers, last by Jenna1978 21:07 Sat 09th Jun 2012
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Antibiotics and dentist

I am posting this in case it helps someone to avoid an un-necessary tooth extraction. When I was a teenager and later, dentists didn't bother to save my decayed teeth by using fillings, but just...
07:14 Sat 09th Jun 20124 answers, last by Maidup 21:07 Sat 09th Jun 2012
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Winston Churchill quotation

Alastair Stewart said on Countdown yesterday that Churchill once said "I like cats even thought they look down on you. I like dogs because they always look up to you. I like pigs because they...
19:48 Fri 08th Jun 20126 answers, last by Zippolover 18:45 Tue 19th Jun 2012
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Weather on the Hollingbury,Brighton golf course

The 65-75mph wind TV forecast did not materialise. It only reached 30-35mph here.
07:54 Fri 08th Jun 20121 answer, last by Richard1966 08:25 Fri 08th Jun 2012
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Semi-colon

My 7.41 post should have read as follows:- The compiler of the Brighton and Hove Herald must have had an Oxbridge education as a semi-colon is placed at the end of each clue
07:50 Fri 08th Jun 2012
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Friday June 8th 2012

The compiler must have had an Oxbridge education. After each clue he//she places a semi colon ;-)
07:41 Fri 08th Jun 2012
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Another "Streetwise Magazine" Joke

A woman goes to her garage spares department and asks for a spare 710. The assistant, puzzled asks her to show him. He lifts the car bonnet and she points to the required object. He laughs,...
14:43 Wed 06th Jun 20125 answers, last by Starbuckone 19:08 Wed 06th Jun 2012
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Jokes from "Streetwise Magazine-May"

1.What is the difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted 2.I'm in trouble with the wife. We were in bed naked and she asked what I would most like to do with her body. Apparently...
14:30 Wed 06th Jun 20122 answers, last by tonyav 18:18 Thu 07th Jun 2012
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If at first you don't succeed...

If at first you don't succeed... don't take up skydiving!
22:45 Tue 05th Jun 20126 answers, last by guilliebrougues 11:37 Sun 10th Jun 2012
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phobialist.com

I would never have guessed that there were so many phobias as listed in phobialist.com. My worst is altophobia, but thankfully i have never been afraid of flying on major scheduled airlines
21:00 Tue 05th Jun 20121 answer, last by Huderon 10:49 Wed 06th Jun 2012

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