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Do You Want A Pint

A man walks into a pub, goes up to the bar " Pint of best " he says to the barman. Whilst waiting for his drink he notices a man sitting at a table eating a swan. Would you like a drink he asks, but...
00:47 Mon 20th Feb 20175 answers, last by Trevilino 12:24 Tue 21st Feb 2017
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My Uncle

Dear Uncle Joe always wanted my Mum to have a little girl.He desperately wanted her to be named Denise. After all he wouldn't have wanted another boy with such a silly name as Denephew
09:23 Thu 16th Feb 2017
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Countdown

I used to love watching Countdown when Carol Vorderman was on. I often got aroused - that's seven letters you know
22:02 Wed 15th Feb 20173 answers, last by marval 23:05 Wed 15th Feb 2017
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Paddy And The D N A.

Paddy had a break in recently and all that was taken was his favourite Scrabble game. When the police came they told him they would have to look for D N A. Paddy asked 'What about the other letters?'
00:38 Wed 14th Dec 20161 answer, last by Patsy33 00:48 Wed 14th Dec 2016
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Motorway Prices

I called at motorway services the other day as I felt a bit peckish. In the shop I chose a bag of crisps, a Mars bar and a can of Coke. When I got to the till I said to the assistant that I was sorry...
21:19 Fri 19th Aug 20162 answers, last by Tilly2 22:43 Fri 19th Aug 2016
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Everything's Chinese Owned These Days.

Guess you've read that most West Midlands' football s have been taken over by Chinese companies. I hear that Stoke City have had a lot of interest shown in them by the take away on the Uttoxeter Road
22:55 Thu 18th Aug 20161 answer, last by Jackdaw33 22:59 Thu 18th Aug 2016
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Serious Accident

A man lost both ears in a road accident. When he regained consciousness the surgeon said he needed two new ears but the hospital only had one available. However all was not lost as by chance a pigs...
22:04 Wed 09th Sep 20155 answers, last by opoknock 07:48 Mon 14th Dec 2015
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Loros Time Quiz 2015

'Unfair Overcharging' is the question {No. 30 } The answer is two words of 8 and 7 letters and must include an element of time eg. second night, December etc....
07:49 Wed 09th Sep 20151 answer, last by Fibonacci 07:55 Wed 09th Sep 2015
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Shepherds Will Be Pleased !

Answer is four words 3 letters, 3 letters, 2 letters and 5 letters. The answer must include an element of time eg. Spring, second, Friday etc.
07:19 Wed 09th Sep 20155 answers, last by Goofy 11:05 Thu 10th Sep 2015

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