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New Type Of Bedtime Drink...

Pfizer Corp announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a 'power beverage' suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man...
21:58 Fri 28th Mar 20143 answers, last by roger 03:50 Mon 31st Mar 2014
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'my Spiral Into Debt Hell' Tv Programme (Channel 5)

After watching this programme, I'm glad my parents instilled into me the adages 'Never spend beyond your means' and 'If you can't afford it, don't buy it'....
14:20 Fri 28th Mar 201418 answers, last by Peaspeculiars 19:08 Fri 28th Mar 2014
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Another Randy Rooster One...

A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market looking for a rooster. He was hoping he could get a special rooster - one that could service all of his many hens and when he told...
21:58 Mon 24th Mar 20145 answers, last by tonyav 22:16 Mon 24th Mar 2014
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Old Rooster? Clever Rooster...

Farmer Brown goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. On the first day the young rooster walks over to the old rooster and says, "Ok, old fella, time to retire." The...
21:43 Mon 24th Mar 20144 answers, last by marval 17:26 Tue 25th Mar 2014
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The Inspiration For The Pixar Movie 'up'

How much do you love your house? Would you pass on $1 million to stay put like the owner of this 108 year old farmhouse which led to the movie 'Up' being made......
22:49 Sat 22nd Mar 20143 answers, last by Peaspeculiars 08:49 Sun 23rd Mar 2014
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Fairground Love...

Joe took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do first, Kim?" asked Joe. "I want to get weighed," she said. They walked over to the weight guesser, and he guessed 120 pounds. She...
20:18 Tue 18th Mar 20145 answers, last by excelsior-1 00:33 Wed 19th Mar 2014
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Mexican Bacon Tree...

I apologise for this one in advance..... :-) Two Mexicans have been lost in the desert for weeks. At death's door, they see a tree in the distance. As they get nearer, they see that it's draped with...
23:03 Sun 16th Mar 20148 answers, last by aelmpvw 11:51 Sun 23rd Mar 2014
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Grumpy Genie In The Lamp...

A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it, and out popped a genie. The genie was very grumpy and said, "OK, OK. You released me from the...
22:45 Sun 16th Mar 20145 answers, last by pixie373 22:54 Sun 16th Mar 2014
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Mama! You No Never Believe It!

Maria just got married, and being a traditional Catholic Italian, she was still a virgin. So, on her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she was quite understandably nervous. However, her...
08:35 Sun 16th Mar 20145 answers, last by marval 17:43 Sun 16th Mar 2014
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The Atheist And The Bear...

An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that evolution had created. "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!", he said to himself. As he was walking...
21:34 Fri 14th Mar 20144 answers, last by mibn2cweus 17:42 Sun 25th May 2014
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Rude Parrot..

David received a parrot for his birthday. This parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and terrible vocabulary. Every other word was an expletive. Those that weren't expletives were, to say the...
21:21 Fri 14th Mar 20143 answers, last by Psybbo 21:30 Fri 14th Mar 2014
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National Geographic Videos Never Get Old

My treat when I was a child every Saturday was to go with my older sister to the library with a shiny 50p piece and choose 2 video tapes from the National geographic section they had. We absolutely...
09:37 Fri 07th Mar 20145 answers, last by Peaspeculiars 12:17 Fri 07th Mar 2014
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Take One Dog, Add A Walk In The Country Park And What Do You Get?

Fox Poop! Th Hound had a wonderful time this morning rolling about in it and completely ignoring me. Now, after a spray down with the garden hose and lots of lavender dog wipes later - he still...
14:26 Tue 25th Feb 201415 answers, last by divegirl 08:50 Wed 26th Feb 2014
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Surprise Twin Names...

A pregnant woman from Oklahoma gets in a car accident and falls into a coma. When she wakes up, she sees she's no longer pregnant and she panics and asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor replies,...
18:54 Wed 19th Feb 20143 answers, last by excelsior-1 13:19 Thu 20th Feb 2014
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And...... They're Off!

Riding the favourite at Cheltenham, a jockey was well ahead of the field. Suddenly he was hit on the head by a turkey and a string of sausages. He managed to keep control of his mount and pulled back...
18:43 Wed 19th Feb 20147 answers, last by excelsior-1 13:23 Thu 20th Feb 2014
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Scouse Eggs...

Two Scousers riding along the East Lancs Road on a motorbike. They break down and start hitching a lift. A friendly trucker stops to see if he can help and the scousers ask him for a lift. He tells...
20:53 Mon 17th Feb 20145 answers, last by Spoonboy 06:47 Tue 18th Feb 2014
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Ever Lied Because You Missed An Exam Due To A Hangover..? Think Again...

At Sydney University, there were four students taking Organic Chemistry. They did so well on all the quizzes, midterms and labs, etc., that each had an "A" so far for the semester.These four friends...
19:35 Sun 16th Feb 20147 answers, last by excelsior-1 20:18 Sun 16th Feb 2014
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The Butler....

A wealthy couple had plans to go to an evening ball. So they advised their butler that they were giving him the evening off to do as he pleased since they would be out quite late. The couple went to a...
22:48 Wed 12th Feb 20144 answers, last by marval 00:06 Thu 13th Feb 2014
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I Bet You.....

A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada one day, carrying a bag of money. She insisted that she must speak with the president of the bank to open a savings account because, "It's a lot of...
21:33 Tue 11th Feb 20145 answers, last by smithkatherine 09:49 Tue 13th Jul 2021
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Once Upon A Time.... Are You Sitting Comfortably? Then We'll Begin..

Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter, the princess. But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt. No matter what; metal, wood, plastic anything...
21:47 Mon 10th Feb 20144 answers, last by marval 23:40 Mon 10th Feb 2014

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