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Ho Ho Ho

A man goes to a fancy dress party wearing nothing but a jamjar on his cock. A lady asks "What are you dressed as?" He says a fireman! You break the glass, pull the knob and I'll cum as fast...

chas2008

To ill to work but not ill enough for sickness benefits

My wife apart from other serious health issues suffers with severe arthritis, back,knees,ankles and worst of all both hands to the point where her fingers are pretty useless.Up until late last year...

iloveglee

sky hd box guarantee

I have just had a telephone call from someone supposedly at sky to tell me that the sky hd box I fitted in June is now out of guarantee and to cover it for problems I need to buy some insurance at a...

jrtv

Funny Tues Joke

Nurses aren't supposed to laugh... "Of course I won't laugh", said the nurse, I'm a professional. In over twenty years, I've never laughed at a patient." "Okay then", said...

amadeusamati

Fundraising quiz available

A great musical quiz is now available to raise money for our local orchestra. There are 50 questions - composers, instruments or musical terms. No musical knowledge needed. £1 minimum donation -...

beverleymot

access

my son is 5 and doesn't see his dad anymore ( my sons choice, but his dad could never really be bothered with him anyway- he has a partner and 2 other kids and they are much more important than my...

milly143

Coach Trip

Why does everyone seem to love Nikki and Amanda so much? They seem like such snidey little cows!

4getmenot

X factor II (follow on from yesterday)

Type away

lucca

Come dine with me

Watching it today, was it my imagination, or was Natalie's dress coming apart at the back? It looked as if she hadn't zipped it up!

evedawn

Complaint about a colleague

Hello all. On a lunch break and wanna pose a question to all: I've recently started a new job and am enjoying it. the following happened today: My colleague askedme tohelp him track down some urgent...

Scarlett

How long before the Doc takes you seriously?

I'm worried about my period which was light for 2 weeks (barely there really) and has now been very heavy for 6 days with no sign of let up. And painful. This is completely out of character for me-...

Dozy-Mare

What's the name of this drink?

When i was on my travels maybe in Thailand or possibly Papua New Guinea, maybe Wales? I had this great and tasty nutritious fizzy fish shake type beverage, I do know it had fish blended into a liquid...

pitstopbunny

What is the most economic yet effective indoor hetaer?

My house (small 2 bedroom) doesn't have any heating but I am having guests round for Xmas dinner so rather than them sitting here freezing I need to get a heater. Which type heater is the cheapest to...

hammerman

Ramipril

Hi, Just been prescribed the above for high blood pressure and it says on the NHS website..... Alcohol Alcohol can interact with certain medicines. In the case of Ramipril: this medicine may interact...

RATTER15

Cadbury's cream eggs

How do you eat yours? No smut please! :-)...

bizzylizzy

Small gift for neighbours son - Footie? Online Gaming?

Hi, I need to buy a token birthday gift for a neighbours son. He likes footie and plays online games if that's any help. I can't seem to find anything that doesn't cost a fortune and I really only...

AB Editor

Looking forward to...

Morning everyone, Recently I have been eating a little bit better than I normally would - mainly out of support, but there are benefits to my health as well! But what I am really looking forward to is...

allcott

G.K Tel sat

28a species of tree in same family as apricot a?m?n? 36a stem of beans,peas and potatoes used for thatching h???m Last 2 - thanks in advance for help...

comerton45

Daily Telegraph competition

Therugged coastline can be found on an island in the Pacific Ocean that is renowned for surfing and the Kilauea volcano. Name the island's capital.

west ham fan

tax

I am a 63 year old female retired just have the goverment pension. I save £20.00 month, I have just my pension and disability allowence paid into my back account, my question is should I be...

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