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Have you ever licked someones eyeball? Or have you had your eyeballl licked?? Yes its an old question of mne . But evrytime i ask it theres an extra person who has tried it. It was ummmmm last time i...
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eyes down for your first number bingo dave is heree so its 88 two fat ladies and they still wouldnt have him onits own bingo dave oops i mena number1 1 and 7 daves iq key to the door 21 or in daves...
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Anyone bought their lady some eggs for easter? The old love egggs always seem to get them smiling and are great when shopping to ease the normal aggravatioin annd stess that the female of the species...
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its a bank holiday heer today and tomorrow so im away home at 5 so i will be about later funny story a woman came in the shop looking for a vibrator she sais she wanted a big un. i showed her around...
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BEEN FUN SINCE I Said it was fun so im offski now againnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn knowing ive rubbed salt in the wound and had a reet laff aat a few regularse users nytol dont stay up all nite lol...
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i see the sock puppets arrive they try to take my crown but they ultimately fail they cant take the crown if they cant match me. And theyre so far below me.they aint got a chance. bitchesssss. so...
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tune in remember come at the king you better not miss b?tch
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Well ive come on and all i can see is docs been on a postfest that usually means hes bored and trying to prod someone or anyone for an erection. Ooops typo a reaction. SO WHATS CRACKALACKIN THEN...
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been good been fun mr cabbage and sgt viagra hope you get togethre lol anyways folks take care i will return tomorrow evenntho the paedophille abusers are still here and running amok i wont be sacred...
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its on nowwwwwwwwwwwwww
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post one of your fave ska tunes here via you tube link you knows it makes senses dunnit???? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjongeeosyq first specials song i rememebr top class uptown ranking roger and...
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erectile dysfunction 40% of over 40s havre it they say really? that means theres a few on cb anyone wanna own up? or tell their tale of dysfunction ??? didnt think so lol
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Can anyonehelp me? Im starting to think ive lost my mojo !!! What can i do to get it back?? Any answer considered. Though some more seriously than others. ??? can you help ?????
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Its a nice sunny day , i been outside and ive come back inside to sit by the cool fan and drink a latte. Whats happening in your neck of the woods today ? Theres a gay cafe opening near me and im...
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time i was off to bed same sh?t different green names some folk so fukd up here they dont even know when thyere posting sh?t now theres no rhyme or reason its just stupid. nytol catchya manyannner leg
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turn on tune in its gooodddddddddd
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adverts in law and order uk an advert for dulco ease for softening your sh?t!!!!! why not get a kebab eh ??????
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Was talking to johnny bee geee earlier He used to be part of a bee gees tribute act but they split up in tribute to the bee gees . lol Anyways he did a 50 cent round robin adn won 550 euros !!1 then...
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In light of madonna being refused the right to adopt a wee girl in malawi. Do you think that she should maybe adopt a chav kid? Shes got plenty bling and im sure there are lots of little chavlettes...
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Well its nearly the end of the working day . Well for some. So whos up?? Whos down ??? Whos had a good day ?'?? Whos had a bad day then ???? Well speak up .........................

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