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merry xmas to u and lippy.
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i believe after the smoking ban. there should be a ban on smelly arsed guys. and girls too. farting in the pub. ban passive farts i say
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i loved that film. johnny 5 was really funny as was the token pakistani man in it. goodness gracious me johnny u r my friend goodness gracious. i wish this was on over xmas . did you like it i think...
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how do you like your mans manhood? well trimmed? busy and wild? bald n smooth ?
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when i go to knobbys stag do i will be wearing my kilt. i have thrown down the gauntlet to knobby to wear a kilt. i will buy him a j&b whisky and pronounce him an honorary scotsman for the weekend....
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welll do you or dont you?
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whats the best advice on buying a bride? i heard a guy talking about it today. he reckoned thai burds do as theyre told. his mate said no go for an east european . so thai or a russian/polish burd?...
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oi you little southern git. im scottish n proud. you wanna bash me and the geordies well kiss my hairy scots arrse. you little gimp. ok?
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offf to watch the great escape on bbc2. maybe this time steve mcqueen will get over the wire on his motorbike
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apparently thats a chicken thats had its genitals removed. owwwww the chickens got no nuts lol
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i didnt realise we only celebrated xmas since 1810 ?? it was actually dying out ? amuses me that folk moan about coca cola and santas suit. yet we only really bothered again since the early 1800s....
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why is ab so dull? theres a lack of daftness about it. where are the regular loonies? you know with the daft questions?
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if tyou were to write the names of all your sexual partners on a piece of paper. would it be a post it note ? or a4?
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mmmm yummy chicken n veg with crutons whats your fave cuppa soup?
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me and elvis sorted everything on msn. hes got a strange fascination for snappy. tho he thinks hes an ugly guy. i dont understand it but hey whatever. hes in denial and has gone offf in a moody with...

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