3 people I know have won bits of money on the Lottery. Person A ... ?1,000 Person B ... ?4,500 Person C ... just over ?2 million Personally I've never won anything (it would help if you bought a...
Brighton Rock. Not the book by Graham Greene. I mean real Brighton Rock ... as in "stick of". I bought myself a stick of rock today. Yeah yeah, I know. But, given my current sad singleton status, it's...
Yesterday was National Nude Day, apparently ... http://www.holidayinsights.com/moreholidays/Ju ly/nationalnudeday.htm Wasn't it a bit pointless to have it on a Monday, when we'd all gone back to work?...
Okay, so I'd sneaked off to bed, where I was swapping naughty emails with Things 1 and 2, when another friend sends me this extract from a book by Matt Dunn, in which two people are staying at a hotel...
I just drank a bottle of Becks from the bottle, and now I'm having another. Does this officially make me a tomboy? Or are we allowed to drink beer from bottles?
Going out for a Greek meal tonight. What's coming to mind? Dry meat? Greasy olives? Oily salads? Hard bread that you dip in stuff? What would be a good thing to order? Or is Greek food all rubbish?
Morning beejay ? oh sh*t, my head. It feels like someone sat on my head all night. Which isn't far from the truth, actually. Thing1, she's a really bad girl when she's trolleyed. Even I think she's...
Thing2 just sent me this. Thought I'd share it with you (in case missed it first time round!) http://www.blinkx.com/video/semen-detected/bdw zfZMI2wEdhWo8gieeoA
Any of you girls who want to come on the AB Girlie Weekend Away, copy and paste the list below and add your name to the list. Date and venue still to be arranged, bearing in mind that we still have to...
Good Morning. In place of The Mail On Saturday, here is today's Thong News. Victoria's Secret Sued A Los Angeles woman is suing pantie company Victoria's Secret. She claims she was injured by one of...
Jayne has just finished her Chinese, and so she ... (1) Burps (2) Smells of ginger and garlic (3) Feels hungry again (4) Keeps the leftovers ... just in case !! (breakfast?) (5) Decides to go to bed...
