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Why airplanes are easier to live with than women

Airplanes usually kill you quickly; a woman takes her time. Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch. Airplanes don't get mad if you do a "touch and go." Airplanes don't object to a...

ELVIS68

Good evening

bit quiet tonight, whats happened

lissyl78

Depression

Sorry to dampen the mood but is anyone who has been posting or answering questions on depression about? Could do with a chat. Been crying all day and can't stop...

january_bug

Flowers and cake for maggie01

This is my last try... Will you please consider not disliking me so much!? Please!?! If you don't like flowers or cake, I'm happy to try to offer something else. :-)

JoAnnMul

CB = Twilight zone ???

I haven't moved from this chair, so how have i managed to lose the remote & me lighter ???

Woodsz

The ladies of the night

Two ladies of the night talking First lady "You know I've been up and down those stars forty times today"Second lady says "Oh your poor feet"

dothawkes

My flight is cancelled!

Just been phoned, 5 mins ago, my flight has been cancelled and at the moment, until I can go in to the travel agent tomorrow, I am either being offered Goa or Sri Lanka.........two of the places I...

bobtheduck

would life not be boring if.........

everyone agreed all the time where the world was populated with bottom licking dot cottons and no one begged to differ, isnt a little bit of bite a good thing? even in cyberland

JoAnnMul

yay I'm going to live !!!

Doc said its the start of a viral infection. Told me to take ibuprofen which has kicked in very nicely thanks..!!

JoAnnMul

Should be in body & soul..But need a quick answer !!

I'm in pain, my thread below will explain..anyway I have some antibiotics that the dentist gave me for a gum infection,which I never took..Would it be ok to take them now ??

JoAnnMul

Just been reading through the older threads

Where has everyone gobne? Where's georgi?

ELVIS68

Four married guys go fishing,after an hour,the following conversation takes place: First guy:"you have no idea what i had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend.Ihad to promise my wife that i...

JoAnnMul