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A new sperm bank opened in town last week but it wasn't very successful. There were only two volunteers but one missed the tube and the other came on the bus..... !!!
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A couple of virgins had just got married but they were incredibly shy and embarrassed about the whole sex lark and couldn't even bring themselves to use the proper words so they agreed that his bits...
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C - - - - W (nut)
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Who is the blonde girl in the Maltesers advert ? (not the ad where the woman flashes her bra). They are the latest adverts where it says that Maltesers are so light you have to find other ways to be...
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Why are my yorkshire's always soggy and stodgy underneath ? I do everything right and use very hot fat but they never go crunchy. Any ideas ?
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Does anyone know what day of the week this was on ??
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I love the hand painted wooden signs that hang on the walls by a piece of wire or string. I'd love to start making some but does anyone know of any books that would help me get started. I'm sure I...
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course grass from usa and mexico grown for hay and pasture s - c - t - n
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Help ! What was the name of the cartoon girl with freckles? I'm sure she was called Angelina or Angelica but I can't find out from anywhere !
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Someone bought Stevie Wonder a cheese grater for his birthday. He thought it was the most violent book he had ever read !!
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Help !! We bought 2 huge settees that cost the earth and we love them except for the fact the cushions slide off. It's not leather, it's linen but we like to sit with our feet up cos it's too wide to...
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Years ago I had a really great lipstick. It looked deep red but once applied it went almost transparent and glossy. It was lovely. It wasn't sticky like a gloss. Has anyone got any idea what it might...
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I remember reading about Coleen Nolan's fallout with one of her sister's over her dislike of Coleen's fella. Which sister did she fall out with and are they friends again now as she and her sister's...
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This lovely young girl really reminds me of Nikita, the girl that was on last year, who sang the song that she had sung at her mum's funeral. I wonder if they are related ??
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This is driving me mad ! I keep getting a box coming up with" Internet explorer script error "on it and I have to keep pressing yes to continue. Bt openworld told me to clear all my cookies and caches...
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Penguin was driving through the desert when his car broke down. He got out and pushed it through the stifling heat till he reached a garage. The mechanic had a look at it and told the penguin to come...
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Hair, hare and heir are three words that sound the same but have different spellings. Are there any words that have more than 3 different spellings but sound the same ?
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Young man was in a club and rather drunk when a much older woman, probably well into her 50's started coming on to him. He was just thinking of a way to get rid of her when she whispered "Have you...
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Why do we put a "u" in four and fourteen but not in forty ??
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Does anyone else get totally racked off with their broadband going off every few minutes ??? If so, how did they get it solved ?

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