Called in today to buy Maxie good dried food - asked an assistant for help to get conditioning stuff for his fur. She chewed gum and chewed gum and blew bubbles into my face before saying "Ah you need...
I have been watching The Chase maybe for about a cuppla months. Anybody enlighten me - when the contestant opts for minus money - what does that ensure. Easier questions. I can't fathom. Ta for...
My mum used to say all the time - "The measure you give, the measure you get", however, being deaf - I always thought she was saying "The misery you give, the misery you get" - but now I think both...
A beautiful woman like me LOL - diminishes at night. I become like the 3 wise monkeys. take off glasses - can't see no evil take out hearing aid - can't hear no evil take out false teeth - can't speak...
Does he never go home - we are subjected to his bare face every morning (if you want to) on This Morning - now we have to look at his bare whole (sorry) for this Xmas jumper for charity. Please Philip...
Had to go to a physiotherapist yesterday after getting x-rays of my shoulder and she said looking at the x-rays she would refer me to get a new shoulder joint. No way Hosay says I - she said new...
My local post office had a beautiful Xmas decoration in the window - I would have liked to buy one but they had none left and the one in the window was a little faulty. It was an umbrella - largish -...
After toilet flooding a day or two ago - water marks are on the ceiling on kitchen. Will wait a few weeks for it to dry out and will try and paint it myself.
Will ordinary paint cover it....
Friend is having one on Monday - she is a bit wired up and is saying because she is epileptic she may refuse sedation as she is afraid of not waking up. I had an endoscopy about 10 years ago and it...
Putting Maxie out the back tonight and noticed I have a massive water mark on my ceiling in the kitchen. Knew it was coming from the toilet in the bathroom. Rang my nephew a plumber about 9.15 there...
I am probably more nervous or or whatever - when I pass my nephew's house - 3 storey - top window closed some times most times - but tonite house was in darkeness. however a gust of wind blewopen a...
Can't get into ebay - have been tryng different codes as wanted - no matter what I - changing the passwords, etc - they are staying the passwords are strong - won't let me .
many years ago many years - my family used to visit 2 old aunts - one was the real aunt the other a friend of the aunt. ( l adored the aunt that was not mine) but truly hated the real aunt as the rest...