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Animal uprising

Given that there are billions and billions and billions of insects, will they ever realise that if they just stopped eating each other and got together and formed a union, or a narmy or summat...
02:33 Sat 09th Aug 20037 answers, last by Morrisonker 00:38 Mon 11th Aug 2003
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Chris Anne the mum

'Ow do you spell chrysanthemum, as in the flour? Oi can nivver remember. Ta in advance.
14:17 Fri 08th Aug 20035 answers, last by robber1 15:55 Sat 09th Aug 2003
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To the lovely, wonderful abigail (and everyone else)

Oi's back! :)
12:37 Fri 08th Aug 200318 answers, last by Jacob 23:05 Mon 11th Aug 2003
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Oi've Got a Gal in Kalamazoo

Or is it Whipsnade?
21:30 Sun 06th Jul 20034 answers, last by Jacob 14:40 Mon 07th Jul 2003
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Can we 'ave no more repetitive questions please?

Down with this kind of thing!
20:01 Fri 04th Jul 20032 answers, last by Jacob 14:49 Mon 07th Jul 2003
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Video tapes and ITV

Whoy is it that whenever Jacob rewinds or farst foruds a programme oi taped on ITV, no matter where oi stop the tape and press play it's always adverts? Always. Nivver the programme, always adverts....
00:24 Sun 29th Jun 20036 answers, last by nona suomy 18:39 Mon 30th Jun 2003
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Sandwich filling

What's the sandwich filling in the sarnies in the railway station in 'Brief Encounter'? They looks quite noice and Jacob wouldn't moind making a sarnie with whatever filling they used.
14:07 Mon 23rd Jun 20033 answers, last by Jacob 16:26 Mon 23rd Jun 2003
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This'm a serious question.

'Ow is it that, on nice day when there ain't a cloud in the sky 'cept one little tiddler, that it always knows where the sun is and blocks it out?
14:03 Mon 23rd Jun 20036 answers, last by darth vader 13:24 Wed 25th Jun 2003
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Cream crackers

Oi've lost my plate of cheese and biscuits! Has anyone seen Jacob's cream crackers?
18:18 Thu 19th Jun 200312 answers, last by darth vader 13:19 Mon 23rd Jun 2003
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What's better?

Which is better for a thursday? A strawberry mivvy, or top trumps?
18:03 Thu 19th Jun 20037 answers, last by stanbee 06:30 Mon 23rd Jun 2003
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Why does it always rain on me?

Was it because I lied when I was 17, or have I simply lost my umbrella?
17:11 Thu 19th Jun 20037 answers, last by Andromeda 10:17 Tue 24th Jun 2003
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Punctuation marks

What's your favourite punctuation mark, and why?
12:47 Thu 19th Jun 200315 answers, last by arabella 19:21 Wed 25th Jun 2003
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Patrick Kielty

What's the point of him?
12:45 Thu 19th Jun 200324 answers, last by sft42 01:55 Fri 20th Jun 2003
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Aspirin or disprin

Which?
11:08 Thu 19th Jun 20034 answers, last by abigail9 08:12 Fri 20th Jun 2003

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