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A man goes to a shrink one day and says
"Doctor, my wife is unfaithful to me - every night she goes to Larry's Bar and picks up men.  In fact, she sleeps with anyone who asks her.  What should I... ...
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I wonder if this little game would work on AB?   Each person has to make 3 brief statements about something they have done, two will be true, one will be false.  It is up to Abers to guess which... ...
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Having lived in Scotland all my life, I never knew that I could find myself LOST in Aberdeenshire. Have you come across any strange/funny signposts in UK or abroad?...
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10 years ago I won an afternoon with a John Lewis personal stylist and what fun we had as she looked trough racks of clothes to find what she thought suited me. One item (a Gerry Weber top) I still...
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Jessops transferred some photos on to a DVD - when I put it on to play it states "not compatible". ? reason and is there any way I can get it to play? Other DVDs are OK....
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After a glorious, sunny day (here at least), how about some Summery songs? Looking for a song with the word [i]SUMMER[i] in the title - only in the title - though lots of songs contain the word within...
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Some women like handbags and shoes ... I like watches. Give me a limitless credit card and I'd probably buy up a whole Swatch shop. I do think when someone buys a watch, it reflects their personality...
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Asking for a friend who has noticed that a red rose bush purchased about three years ago has, this year, a small white rose sprouting on the same branch as the red rose. Anyone experienced this and...
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Can we find some happy Summer songs which include the words .. JUNE JULY AUGUST SEPTEMBER I'll kick off with 3rd of June. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agsV0zNB_8k...
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Wakened early and no early bird starters so here goes though won't be hanging around to chat. Things are looking bright up here in Scottyland - hope weather good where you are. Have a great day...
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Anyone......? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuV0ixmHnRw...
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I have Kleptomania but when it gets bad I take something for it. America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. When a man opens the car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new...
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What's your favourite biscuit - what do you go ginger nuts about? Mine is Tunnocks caramel wafer....
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So very nice to see you again -... missed you.x...
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Oh Nicola, shopping must have been fun! https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/snp-funds-investigation-sees-amazon-29972677...
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Having noticed the number of posts there have been over the past few days concerning one particular thread, I thought it might be a good time to find songs with the following names in the title. Sorry...
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Sometimes a crossword clue comes up in Latest Posts .. I click on immediately only to find it has already been answered! Is this just a case of fingers not fast enough or something else?
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Anyone like to join in with some Saturday night music? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWQH314MKII&list=PLyJlgqsDEyhnZbHdsS3I7He9mPnbnUDeK...
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Following on from TTT's post re St.George's Day, can we start celebrations with some music? Songs to include the words .. SAINT ... .GEORGE .... DRAGON ..... ENGLAND. I'll kick off with .......
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Your favourite will be 90 this month and still on the road. https://www.aarp.org/entertainment/music/info-2023/willie-nelson-90th-birthday-interview.html...