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I am trying to lose weight

Today i wanted to weigh myself so i stripped off bolluk naked and jumped on the scales. I was only 12st 2lbs , This was a big surprise to me but i guess not as much as a surprise as it was to the...
16:56 Fri 26th Dec 200811 answers, last by redheadisbac 23:28 Fri 26th Dec 2008
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Is this Christmas 2008?

Joseph and Mary lived in a barn. Mary had just given birth to a baby boy, Joseph was a carpenter by trade but had no work. On this particular day, after another unsuccessful day at the job centre,...
11:28 Wed 24th Dec 20081 answer, last by wasp 17:35 Wed 24th Dec 2008
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My day at work

I went to see the nurse this morning for my annual check-up. She said I had to stop w*nking. When I asked why she said, "Because I'm trying to examine you!"
19:47 Mon 22nd Dec 20084 answers, last by ll_billym 02:15 Wed 24th Dec 2008
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Is my husband right?

A mother, cleaning her son's room, finds an S&M magazine under the bed. Upset, she immediately shows the magazine to her husband. "Well?" his wife asks. "What do you think we should do?" "I'm not...
19:10 Mon 22nd Dec 20081 answer, last by gem_35 23:58 Mon 22nd Dec 2008
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Where do i go from here?

My girlfriend found out I've been having an affair so she showed me a video of her having sex with another man to get back at me. Should have seen her face when I told her it was the same man I was...
16:41 Sun 21st Dec 200814 answers, last by Bangie 12:28 Sun 28th Dec 2008
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My wife came out with a good gag tonight.

It'll go well with the handcuffs I got.
16:29 Sun 21st Dec 2008
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should have been yesterday

With the Strictly come Dancing final on tonight, I've been wondering who will get knocked out first. It'll probably be my girlfriend, as I want to watch the football.
16:16 Sun 21st Dec 20083 answers, last by terambulan 19:24 Sun 21st Dec 2008
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The xmas spirit

Englishman,Irishman and a Scotsman? are discussing family. Englishman says, "My son was born on St.George's Day so I called him George!" "What a coincidence!" says the Scotsman, "My son was born on...
16:15 Fri 19th Dec 20085 answers, last by sophie_1003 22:42 Sat 20th Dec 2008
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Well it is Christmas

A grandad asked his grandson what he wanted for Christmas. "I want a bike, an iPod, some football boots and a Nintendo Wii," he replied. "When I was a boy," said grandad, "all I got was an orange and...
21:25 Tue 16th Dec 20082 answers, last by ryburn 15:09 Mon 22nd Dec 2008
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Nice to see that the BBC have offered a refund

to the 'Strictly Come Dancing' fans after a voting fiasco. If you'd like to claim your 15 pence back, just call 0808 202 5388 *Calls cost one pounds fifty pence from a land line, mobile calls maybe...
20:29 Tue 16th Dec 2008
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Where are we going?

I don't know what's happening in this country. You've got school children dressing like ****** and ****** dressing like school children. It's a nightmare - you don't know whether to carry sweets or...
13:08 Sun 14th Dec 20082 answers, last by BillySugger 13:21 Sun 14th Dec 2008
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A woman brings 8 yr old johnny home

and tells his mother that he was caught playing doctors and nurses with Mary, her eight-year-old daughter. Johnny's mother says, "Let's not be too harsh on them... they're bound to be curious about...
12:53 Sun 14th Dec 20082 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 15:17 Sun 14th Dec 2008
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Photos on digital camera

Hello Can you please tell me ,When i take some photos with my Digital camera ,when i view them on my PC there is a light blue bloom over the photo
17:43 Sat 13th Dec 20082 answers, last by Groupie 20:49 Sat 13th Dec 2008
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Jade Goody Is she still here?

Tell me the words i want to hear please
19:09 Mon 08th Dec 200817 answers, last by yecats2885 00:41 Tue 27th Jan 2009
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Snapfish Is this the right place to post

Is Snapfish going through a crisis time?
16:22 Mon 08th Dec 2008
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Toolbars

When in F/Fox i only have the navigation and bookmark toolbar.Where as up until recently i did have Google,Yahoo and others which i prefer. How do i get them back.When i click view>>>toolbars...
16:07 Fri 05th Dec 20083 answers, last by Groupie 14:51 Sat 06th Dec 2008
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LCD Screen

What is the best to use to clean the LCD screen on a digital camera
13:37 Fri 05th Dec 20082 answers, last by Groupie 14:21 Fri 05th Dec 2008
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Why can't i get toolbars on Firefox?

I did have once Stumbleupon,GMail etc now they have gorn
17:21 Sun 23rd Nov 20087 answers, last by Jugglering 18:13 Sun 23rd Nov 2008
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Google Toolbar

Hi Why when on F/Fox and click view--toolbars do i not get a list of toolbars that i could have, I have this choice when in IE Problem is i cannot get the google toolbar even when i install it from...
12:21 Sat 22nd Nov 20082 answers, last by Groupie 14:27 Sat 22nd Nov 2008

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