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A few "fringe" gags

I realised I was dyslexic when I went to a toga party dressed as a goat.Marcus Brigstocke at the Assembly RoomsCats have nine lives. Which makes them ideal for experimentation.Jimmy CarrThe right to...
14:38 Tue 25th Oct 20051 answer, last by forgetfultel 14:22 Mon 21st Nov 2005
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forgetfultel

Wow great ukulele player

If you've got broadband - this is worth looking at/listening to: http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2005/ukelele-weeps-p1.php
02:17 Fri 21st Oct 20051 answer, last by forgetfultel 14:21 Mon 21st Nov 2005
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forgetfultel

Golf joke - then I'm off to play

It's Saturday morning and Bob has just set out on a round of golf, when he realises that he forgot to tell his wife that the guy who fixes the washing machine is coming round at noon.  Bob rushes...
08:36 Fri 14th Oct 20051 answer, last by forgetfultel 14:20 Mon 21st Nov 2005
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forgetfultel

I've had 2 questions removed - why?

If I don't know what I did wrong how can I make sure I don't repeat it?
14:23 Wed 12th Oct 20051 answer, last by forgetfultel 14:19 Mon 21st Nov 2005
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forgetfultel

Herculis

Missing one - 18a A book binding requiring no stitching (7) - e - f - c - Maybe I've got something wrong. Help appreciated.
13:29 Mon 21st Nov 20053 answers, last by frankleigh 00:08 Tue 22nd Nov 2005
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whiffey

Immortality

If you were reliably told that you would die in your bed at home, would you consider sleeping in a chair for the rest of your (everlasting) life ? What else might you miss out on ?
13:03 Mon 21st Nov 200518 answers, last by january_bug 13:45 Mon 21st Nov 2005
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snapdarlich

Can we make a list

Of what sex each ABer is... I keep getting it wrong... I know SloowJo is a bloke and ELVIS68 is a lassie. Dot is a bloke and Dakota too! Bez is a girlie and.... (i'll shut up now!)
01:26 Mon 21st Nov 200521 answers, last by blueeyedlass 11:24 Mon 21st Nov 2005
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demojockey

greek poetry

ancient greek and latin poetry
00:26 Mon 21st Nov 20051 answer, last by forgetfultel 01:08 Mon 21st Nov 2005
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january_bug

Identities

Right, just for a laugh, I think we should all reveal our TRUE selves! Despite what I've told you all, I'm actually a 40 year old man called Trevor and I live in blackpool. On the weekends I'm a drag...
17:49 Sun 20th Nov 200525 answers, last by forgetfultel 20:42 Sun 20th Nov 2005
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bobtheduck

what keyring have you got

on your car keys?
20:07 Sun 20th Nov 200527 answers, last by dotjhawkes 00:21 Mon 21st Nov 2005
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snapdarlich

I haven't got high hopes.

It doesn't seem to be that kind of night but here goes! When you were young, what was your most favourite, bar none children's program? My second was Button Moon, but by a country mile it was...
20:21 Sun 20th Nov 200517 answers, last by dove 22:10 Sun 20th Nov 2005
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B00

Blast from the past record!!

Ever heard a record and thought "woahhhhhhhhhhh, not heard that in years" ???? Just heard Dollar's Give Me Back My Heart......tee hee.
15:43 Sun 20th Nov 200514 answers, last by Lore 16:14 Sun 20th Nov 2005
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robin dearde

crossword

sensetive to forces not recognised by natural laws - ?S?C?H? - could be psychic except for the H. The H comes from whiticism - which is the answer to quip,bon mot
15:23 Sun 20th Nov 20058 answers, last by biley 17:13 Sun 20th Nov 2005
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KUTERICK

Numbers game

Thanx...
15:06 Sun 20th Nov 20052 answers, last by frankleigh 19:37 Sun 04th Dec 2005
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LADYLUX05

Good afternoon!

Hi, there seems to be a lot goin on today! what threads should I go into to get myself up to speed - anyone?
14:49 Sun 20th Nov 200522 answers, last by Lore 15:57 Sun 20th Nov 2005
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B00

Who is Taz?

Dont really mind, as she/he/ they seem pleasent enough, but I know they aint really 10. She/ he/ they posted a link in an earlier thread from June, no way would a 10 year old do that....
14:50 Sun 20th Nov 200519 answers, last by ilovetazzy 16:27 Sun 20th Nov 2005
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quibbmedusa

MSN addy list

My addy list is looking a tad sad!! anyone wanna contribute?...shall be offended if ya say no!! ;-)
14:28 Sun 20th Nov 200514 answers, last by Slooow_Jo 16:11 Sun 20th Nov 2005
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ronniemonda8

January bug

deep down she's very sweet, dontcha know?
14:14 Sun 20th Nov 200518 answers, last by juliely 15:16 Sun 20th Nov 2005
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ronniemonda8

Sex, Lies & January_Bug

I know we all enjoy a bit of banter but yesterday I got on the wrong side of a liar, so am reposting here what I said to put the record straight. I believe that january_bug knew that my posts on the...
11:44 Sun 20th Nov 200548 answers, last by forgetfultel 14:33 Sun 20th Nov 2005
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ronniemonda8

I fancy January_bug

For she is overwhelmingly sexually attractive. Brings on a head of steam just thinking about her. Here's a pic from my collection: januarybugscantilyclad
13:21 Sun 20th Nov 200512 answers, last by ilovetazzy 14:39 Sun 20th Nov 2005

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