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Did anyone else think that Julia Mckenzie looked like Mrs Doughtfire?
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whats ten foot long and smells of fish?. . . . . . . . . . . A queue in the post office on pension day.
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What happens if two drivers have the fasted time exactly, who gets pole?
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When Beckham scores I drink Becks When Scholes scores I drink Skol When Miller scores I drink Miller Lite Thank goodness Seaman has retired
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Why have they changed the name Bounty to Plenty kitchen roll.
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A druggie goes into a bank with a large bag of cannabis, and asks if he can open a joint account.
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a few years a go there was an advert showing some builders getting in a van and singing ' Its chips its chips it got to be chips'. What was it advertising?
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The bank returned a cheque to me this morning, stamped: 'insufficient funds.' Is it them or me?
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I talked to my bank manager the other day and he said he was going to concentrate on the big issues from now on. He sold me one outside Boots yesterday.
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Does Adam get back together with Jane?
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Some answers given. "I dont know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stilletto in one of the door panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service...
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I've got a DS and the touchmaster game, but cant re-set the scores can it be done? read manual no help i'm not on wi fi thanks.
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can anybody help? I've the Touchmaster game but cannot reset the high scores is it possible? read manual but nothing in there I'm not on Wi - Fi connection Thanks in advance.
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Are Easter eggs in the shops yet?
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whats the difference between spurs and a triangle? . . . . . . . . . . . . . A triangle has three points
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There has been a big bust up in the biscuit tin! A bandit called Rocky who was crackers hit a penguin over the head with a club, tied him up to a wagon wheel with a blue riband, kidnapped a trophy and...
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While she was flying down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a rader gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that...
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Why has Tesco stopped doing processed peas?

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