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Part 3

The next morning my wife drove me to the clinic. I was very nervous. Not only was I worried about the procedure, but I had been experiencing occasional return bouts of MoviPrep spurtage. I was...
18:02 Thu 07th Apr 20111 answer, last by boxtops 20:02 Thu 07th Apr 2011
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Part 2

Then, on the day before my colonoscopy, I began my preparation. In accordance with my instructions, I didn't eat any solid food that day; all I had was chicken broth, which is basically water, only...
18:00 Thu 07th Apr 20111 answer, last by Count-A-Strong 22:35 Thu 07th Apr 2011
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THIS REALLY MADE ME LAUGH OUT LOUD (will come in four parts).Be patient!

I called my friend Andy Sable, a gastroenterologist, to make an appointment for a colonoscopy. A few days later, in his office, Andy showed me a color diagram of the colon, a lengthy organ that...
17:59 Thu 07th Apr 20112 answers, last by johne1892 22:33 Thu 07th Apr 2011
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11 PEOPLE ... ON A ROPE

Eleven people were hanging on a rope, under a helicopter. 10 men and 1 woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one had to leave, Because otherwise they were all...
21:38 Wed 30th Mar 20114 answers, last by what..the? 01:25 Thu 31st Mar 2011
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Should be in "Body & Soul" I suppose!!!

The following was developed as a mental age assessment by the School of Psychiatry at Harvard University . Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person...
13:37 Wed 30th Mar 20118 answers, last by Davethedog 13:45 Wed 30th Mar 2011
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THYE MEXICAN MAID!!

The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise. She asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?" Maria:...
23:57 Mon 28th Mar 20112 answers, last by wildwood 09:11 Thu 31st Mar 2011
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THERE'S MORE----

PLEASE NOTE: To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street with the same rules. The first floor has wives that love sex. The second floor has wives...
23:25 Wed 23rd Mar 20111 answer, last by JonnyBoy12 23:55 Wed 23rd Mar 2011
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THE HUSBAND STORE!!

A store that sells new husbands has opened in Manchester , just off Deansgate where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store...
23:23 Wed 23rd Mar 20119 answers, last by pixi- 15:34 Fri 25th Mar 2011
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For Sale-online site!

Have seen Chanel necklace for sale on Internet site - not E Bay (bidding not an issue). Seems good price, but how do I know it is genuine etc. Private seller says it is and comes wiith gift box....
21:40 Sun 13th Mar 20117 answers, last by society 21:51 Sun 13th Mar 2011
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ORGAN DONATION?

Have any of you agreed to be organ donors in the future? What are your thoughts on the matter?
15:24 Fri 11th Mar 201161 answers, last by Lore 00:35 Sun 13th Mar 2011
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A LITTLE LAUGH FOR YOU!!

>> A woman was helping her husband set up his > >> computer, and at the > > appropriate point in the process, the computer advised him that > > > >> > > >...
11:54 Wed 09th Mar 20112 answers, last by redman41 16:46 Wed 09th Mar 2011
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Stumped!!

27a Cast out, Sent packing - E?A?? 24a Four sided geometric D?E???D Thank you....
00:20 Mon 07th Mar 20118 answers, last by craft1948 00:45 Mon 07th Mar 2011
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FOR ALL OF YOU WHO....

For all Who Work With Rude Customers, isn't it a shame WE can't actually do this! An award should go to the Virgin Airlines desk attendant in Sydney some months ago for being smart and funny, while...
16:12 Wed 02nd Mar 20111 answer, last by woofgang 17:15 Wed 02nd Mar 2011
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WIDDLE WABBITS!!

A precious little girl walks into a PetSmart store and asks, in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?" As the shopkeeper's...
23:48 Thu 24th Feb 20112 answers, last by marval 00:39 Fri 25th Feb 2011
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A BLOND JOKE!!

Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble.. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they...
22:40 Thu 17th Feb 20114 answers, last by Jemisa 08:42 Fri 18th Feb 2011
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IS IT TRUE?

That there is no such thing as white gold?
18:10 Thu 17th Feb 20117 answers, last by Souldarkness 21:13 Thu 17th Feb 2011
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HOW TO START A FIGHT!!

One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift... The next year, I didn't buy her a gift. When she asked me why, I replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift...
23:02 Fri 11th Feb 20111 answer, last by Bumpkin_Clumber 22:13 Sat 10th Mar 2012
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Another Irish Joke!!

After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, British scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network...
23:05 Wed 09th Feb 20119 answers, last by ummmm 02:51 Thu 10th Feb 2011
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IT MAKES SENSE

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us. 2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us. 3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and...
02:38 Tue 01st Feb 20111 answer, last by NazNomad 03:37 Tue 01st Feb 2011
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IRISH MAIL ON SUNDAY 697 Monday January 31st 2011

15D Fine implement with close set teeth 5 & 4 T?O/H ?O?B Anyone hear of a TOOTH COMB or am I missing something somewhere?...
22:43 Mon 31st Jan 20115 answers, last by ljdksa 22:51 Mon 31st Jan 2011

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