Male Toilet Etiquette

[Captin Kirk]

Just a thought I had after paying a visit to the gents toilet at work concerning the workings of the minds of my fellow man.

We have 3 urinals which are relatively close together so that if you are alongside one another your elbows can clash during the course of things. There are also 2 cubicles next to these.

This leads to a conscious/sub-conscious decision on where to position yourself if the urinals/cubicles are empty or occupied when you first enter the toilet.

What kind of person goes straight to the middle urinal if they are empty? Confident? Nothing to be embarrassed about if anyone else comes in and has to stand alongside?

What if they go to the left or right when it’s empty? Something to hide or just considerate? Does choosing left instead of right indicate something about their psyche?

There are those who go straight to a cubicle even if there is only one person at the urinal shamelessly leaving the door open while they stand there taking a number one.

You may not have a thought about this as long as they wash their hands afterwards.

Maybe I shouldn’t be thinking about this to this degree.

[bibblebub]

sometimes the decision is difficult (don't click if you're easily shocked) http://is.gd/qQ8NYy

[jd_1984]

Haha biblebub, I have seen similar pics. But even oddly the female was standing up facing the urinal!