Can Anyone Send Me A Bob Or Two............

[Tilly2]

..............I've run out of caviar.

What's sauce for the goose.......................

[Psybbo]

Tut tut Tilly [i]Slang. a look: Take a gander at his new shoes[i]

[mccfluff]

yes please

[flump1]

Got a manky fish finger that fell from it's packet and stuck to the freezer, will that do ? Or are you being ultra picky now ?

[Tilly2]

I'm aloud to yuse slang on ere! It's my day orf.

[Tilly2]

Just to clarify. I am not asking for varieties of fish to be sent to me. I am asking for dosh.

[Psybbo]

I'll send you my oyster card

[flump1]

Well that's a shame. .hold on while I poke down the sofa...

[Tilly2]

Never mind the oyster,sibton. Send me the pearl, please.

[shoota]

No, found it, cancel the cod, send me a haddock.

[tenrec]

I thought you wanted a bob or two. Bob the Builder, or Bob Monkhouse?

[shoota]

Can you see my new shoes?

[Tilly2]

Definitely not Bob Monkhouse, tenrec.
Found it then shoota? Took a while, didn't it?

[mccfluff]

lol ive just had someone ask me on ebay if i will donate my gift cards to them

errrrm no, i m selling them as i want the cash

[Baldric]

shoota, nice bit of Haddock for ya!

http://www.cmdr-fire.co.uk/haddock.html

[shoota]

Thats great Bellders, love it, whats a Belemnite when its at home?

[shoota]

Yeah Till it did take a while because my eyes ain't too good and I had to do it all by touch....

[Tilly2]

Goosey goosey gander,
Whither shall I wander?
Upstairs and downstairs, shoota.

[lady-janine]

hey pra'haps shoota has gone for the down feathers at the goose and lettuce.

[lady-janine]

i am entitled to have the builders and decorators doing to some work and the landscape gardeners - so i am a really deserving person.