Wonkileaks - a communique

[sunny-dave]

We have today received a new batch of documents from our founder Jules de Singe - he can't be with you in person as he is currently claiming political asylum in the Bridlington Embassy of the People's Republic of Whitby.

The charges relating to murraymint's goat are utterly unfounded and extradition to Hartlepool is just not going to happen - his human rights would undoubtedly be at risk, what with them still hanging monkeys up there.

The first of the new documents is a devastating 'CV' of one of AB's most notorious exiles ... it should be online later tonight, after our libel lawyers have stopped shaking.


For new readers here are some links to our previous exposés :

http://www.theanswerb.../Question1165287.html

http://www.theanswerb.../Question1163568.html

http://www.theanswerb.../Question1162434.html


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[Kiki-frog]

Damn, I missed all these! There are so many talented people in AB. It's not fair. You lot make me sick sometimes.

[Psybbo]

I'll second that kiki

[Kiki-frog]

Sibton, we can but gaze open-mouthed with admiration, hoping maybe to catch a crumb from alba's ever-full tea table or a slap round the chops from Mrs O's venerable marigolds

[joggerjayne]

I think Dave is very clever ... and not just because he's a jolly biker.

[sunny-dave]

It seems we have run into problems with eggshells on the line - email the address in the OP if you would like your own personalised copy ...

wonki xx

[gness]

Grammar Craft???? Mark made a real howler of a mistake the other day....and not in jest. I am far too polite to have pointed it out to him.

[tonyav]

Well point it out to me, gness.

[gness]

Tony... let Mark frantically search for it. :-))

[tonyav]

LOL. I like your style.

[gness]

Bet Mark doesn't. x

[tonyav]

LOL, again.