Houseproud?

[craft1948]

Wife comes home early from work and finds hubby having a w**k in the kitchen.

She rushes over and gives him the b j of his life.

After it he says "We haven't had sex for six months and suddenly this......why?"

She answers "I only washed the floor this morning. I'd rather brush my teeth than clean the feckin thing again"

[Buenchico]

Bloody 'ell, Crafty.

With jokes like that you must be rather further down the bottle than usual tonight ;-)

[craft1948]

Sorry Chris.........it's from the daughter :-(

[ChuckFickens]

I was thinking that gargle with mouth wash would be more effective than brushing teef in that situation.

[craft1948]

Personally I'd just spit in the sink...........

[Barmaid]

Sod that, I'd have shoved him outside into the garden!!!!

[ChuckFickens]

I've started typing 3 responses to that ↑, and on reflection I think it's best I just keep them all to myself.

[craft1948]

lol Chuck.....go for it!

[lindylou16]

I don't want that one. double groan

[zzxxee]

pmsl !!!

[pusskin]

ha ha hilarious, good one craft

[tinkerbell23]

Love it craft hahahahahaha xx